She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Cruel, but very funny. 

Doesn't this woman know that soft boiled eggs can be dangerous to your health ?
And what sized eggs are we talking about ?....Quails, chickens, ostrich ?...I think we should be told !
Nice one again Ferb 
Cheers - Phil.

Good one, hee hee

Cruel but true

I don't really get it.

What's with the egg timer again? Does it take up the same time to cook eggs as to have ***?

At my age they would be barely cooked .

There aren't any prizes for coming second

Where's a womans g-spot? Who cares

How do you make a woman orgasm? Who cares/What women orgasm?

For a man there is no such thing as premature ejaculation.  For us it's right on time.