A policeman spots a car driving erratically and pulls him over. He goes over to the car and says to the driver.

'I pulled you over for driving erratically and I believe you may be driving while under the influence of alcohol. As such I am requiring you to provide a sample of your breath for analysis.'

The driver says 'hang on a sec' and pulls a little card out of his wallet, which he then gives to the policeman.

The policeman looks at the card which says

'This is to certify that the driver is an asmatic please don't ask him to blow into anything.'

The policeman isn't too pleased about this, so he says to the driver.

'In that case I'm requiring you to accompany me to the police station where you will have to provide a sample of your blood for analysis.'

The driver again says 'hang on a sec' and pulls a little card out of his wallet, which he then gives to the policeman.

The policeman looks at the card which says

'This is to certify that the driver is a haemophiliac please don't attempt to take any blood samples.'

The policeman is getting really annoyed now so he says to the driver.

'Ok smart guy I'm requiring you to accompany me to the police station where you will have to provide a urine sample for analysis.'

The driver yet again says 'hang on a sec', then pulls a another little card out of his wallet, which he then gives to the policeman.

The policeman looks at the card which says

'Member of the Bayern Munich Supporters club. Please don't take the piss!'

As a german I would like to say: 

 

Let's hope that tomorrow evening the tag line will not be  an MCC membership card!

Mollinary

Amen Brother!

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 20 May 2012, 06:57:03 PM
As a german I would like to say: 

I gather you're not a Bayern München supporter? 

Quote from: Hertsblue on 21 May 2012, 09:10:37 AM
I gather you're not a Bayern München supporter? 

Generally spoken : NO!
As in CL final: Come on..my grandmay would have won with that many chances and a penalty! But we can learn a very valuable lesson from that: Dutch suck giptels on penalties.....

Dare I ask what giptels are ?
Cheers - Phil.