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Started by Ferb, 15 May 2012, 06:08:10 PM

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Ferb

15 May 2012, 06:08:10 PM
The Mrs came into the lounge Sunday afternoon and says "Fancy an afternoon of passionate sex?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".

Leon

15 May 2012, 06:08:48 PM #1
 =O
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Techno

15 May 2012, 06:33:11 PM #2
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

nikharwood

15 May 2012, 08:05:50 PM #3
 ;D =O ;D

FierceKitty

15 May 2012, 11:41:20 PM #4
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ferb

15 May 2012, 11:51:38 PM #5
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 May 2012, 11:41:20 PM
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.

Copious amounts of alcohol and loose morals!

peterdong

16 May 2012, 04:04:12 AM #6
 :o...  ;D ;D ;D                                        Why??? What??? *Sputters* *Cough*  =O
I will stand, or I will fall. But I will not sit.

Techno

16 May 2012, 06:50:43 AM #7
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 May 2012, 11:41:20 PM
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.
'Cos we've got a very weird sense of humour ! ;)
Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

16 May 2012, 07:12:52 AM #8
Quote from: Techno on 16 May 2012, 06:50:43 AM
'Cos we've got a very weird sense of humour ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.
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Hertsblue

16 May 2012, 08:00:36 AM #9
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 May 2012, 07:12:52 AM
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.

Its main star was South African.  :D
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FierceKitty

16 May 2012, 08:07:47 AM #10
Quote from: Hertsblue on 16 May 2012, 08:00:36 AM
Its main star was South African.  :D
Well, we exist because we've got a long and ugly history of worrying about our genetic purity, you know.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

16 May 2012, 10:36:26 AM #11
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 May 2012, 07:12:52 AM
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.

Totally agree.
That's not humour....Or weird...Just complete and utter Cr*p !.....At absolute best they could be described as well past their sell by date....Which was probably around....I dunno....Pick a date over a thousand (?) years ago. ;)
Cheers - Phil

OldenBUA

16 May 2012, 11:04:44 AM #12
Well, it is called 'Carry On', so what did you expect?
Water is indeed the essential ingredient of life, because without water you can't make coffee!

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Rob

16 May 2012, 11:35:25 PM #13
Quote from: Techno on 16 May 2012, 10:36:26 AM
Totally agree.
That's not humour....Or weird...Just complete and utter Cr*p !.....At absolute best they could be described as well past their sell by date....Which was probably around....I dunno....Pick a date over a thousand (?) years ago. ;)
Cheers - Phil
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peterdong

17 May 2012, 01:24:51 AM #14
Wait, did this conversation actually happen???  :P
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