The joy of words

Started by Chad, 23 April 2012, 11:45:34 AM

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Chad

23 April 2012, 11:45:34 AM
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning. "windows frozen".

Husband texts back. "pour some lukewar water over it".

Wife texts back. " computer comletely buggered now".

nikharwood

23 April 2012, 07:49:32 PM #1
 ;D :D ;D

Leon

23 April 2012, 09:40:13 PM #2
 ;D
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23 April 2012, 09:50:05 PM #3
 ;D ;D
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Techno

24 April 2012, 05:15:56 AM #4
The better half groaned when I told her that one. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Chad

24 April 2012, 11:46:41 AM #5
Phil

On bread and water for a few days?  ;)

Chad

Techno

24 April 2012, 02:49:40 PM #6
Waddaya mean....Bread and water ! :P
SWMBO broke her wrist about a month ago....So I'm having to fend for myself (and her) and depending on microwave meals.....So no change at all really  ;)
However....I even know how to switch the washing machine on now ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Hertsblue

24 April 2012, 03:53:07 PM #7
OK, Phil - SWMBO?  :(
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Techno

24 April 2012, 04:26:48 PM #8
She Who Must Be Obeyed, Ray ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Chad

25 April 2012, 06:03:55 AM #9
There's an apprenticeship in washing machine use then?  :-\

Chad

Hertsblue

25 April 2012, 07:53:22 AM #10
Quote from: Techno on 24 April 2012, 04:26:48 PM
She Who Must Be Obeyed, Ray ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

You're just making them up as you go along, aren't you.  ;)
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Techno

25 April 2012, 09:38:17 AM #11
Quote from: Chad on 25 April 2012, 06:03:55 AM
There's an apprenticeship in washing machine use then?  :-\
Chad

Hey...this is ultra high technology we're talking about here Chad.
No "Put the tablet/powder in...Turn it round to number 4....and pull the dial out," on this bogger.....Far too simple ! (Sigh !)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 April 2012, 07:53:22 AM

You're just making them up as you go along, aren't you.  ;)
No, Ray.....I nick them off other people ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Luddite

25 April 2012, 11:48:33 AM #12
Quote from: Techno on 25 April 2012, 09:38:17 AM
No "Put the tablet/powder in...Turn it round to number 4....and pull the dial out,"

My machine has letters, not numbers.

Its utterly baffling woman's business so i leave the wife to it.

I trade that off with me being chief cook and bottle washer.

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Orcs

25 April 2012, 08:37:46 PM #13
Wife stands for: -

W ashing
I roning
F ood
E ntertainment.     :d :d
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