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An older Arabic gentleman has long retired and settled in New York City USA with his family. His grandson Ahmed just married a beautiful wife and moved back to their home country.

The gentleman misses his family and writes the following email:

Dear Ahmed, I hope all is well. You will recall I always planted potatoes in my back garden with you and I was hoping you and your family would come over so you can spend some holidays here and help me plant. I realised I am too old to do this all alone.

Your loving grandfather Mohammad



Ahmed immediately replies:

Dear Granddad, as much as I would like to help you I am very busy at work these days and I think you should not dig up the garden at all because of my stuff!

Your loving grandson Ahmed



Mohammad is a bit sad but decides to leave it for now. After all if Ahmed is busy he is busy. A few weeks later though he emails him again:

Dear Ahmed, I am sorry to ask you again but I would really need your help planting potatoes in my back garden. I am happy to invite you and your family over to my place and you can also spend some days here for holiday.

Your grandfather Mohammad




Ahmend replies again:

Dear granddad. Like I said I am extremely busy and digging up your garden is a bad idea because of a few things of mine I left there!

Ahmed



Withing 10 minutes of sending the mail FBI, CIA, ATF, NSA and god knows who arrive at Mohammads place and start digging up the back garden, tearing the place apart. After three days they finish and leave without anything a word.

Mohammad immediately tells Ahmed what happened.

Ahmed replies:

Dear granddad. Sorry but that’s as far as I can help you.

Ahmed

I thought this was an area for Fun Stuff.

      

Paranoid America is not so funny

http://rt.com/usa/news/joke-marilyn-bryan-monroe-197/

Quote from: Sandinista on 01 February 2012, 06:00:01 PM
Paranoid America is not so funny

http://rt.com/usa/news/joke-marilyn-bryan-monroe-197/

That's completely crazy.

Sorry if I did not hit everybodys humour.  To be honest I was told this by an American MP working with my dad (German police). Thought I should share....