Funny signs and notices!

Started by Leon, 27 January 2012, 07:28:53 PM

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Leon

27 January 2012, 07:28:53 PM
Add your own!

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FierceKitty

28 January 2012, 01:21:04 AM #1
I've personally seen the penguin one; it's perfectly rational, since the car-park at Boulders Beach, just outside Cape Town, is overrun with the birds, and most of us would prefer to avoid squashing them.
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Leon

28 January 2012, 01:34:54 AM #2
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 January 2012, 01:21:04 AM
I've personally seen the penguin one; it's perfectly rational, since the car-park at Boulders Beach, just outside Cape Town, is overrun with the birds, and most of us would prefer to avoid squashing them.

But it's not as funny when you explain it!   :D
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FierceKitty

28 January 2012, 02:45:34 AM #3
Sorry.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

28 January 2012, 09:07:07 AM #4
Two - dont have photos - from a golf course on the Zambizi

1) Beware Crocodiles

2) Players may remove balls from elephant footprints without penalty.

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Techno

28 January 2012, 12:37:20 PM #5
The one purportedly at Northampton General Hospital was quite a gaff/double entendre.
But did some twit really put that together ?

Cheers - Phil. (Just Google 'daft signs' on images....It's on the top row.)

Luddite

28 January 2012, 01:13:27 PM #6










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FierceKitty

28 January 2012, 01:18:23 PM #7
I'm sure rock guitar wannabes can't coun't that high anyway.
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Nosher

28 January 2012, 01:57:40 PM #8
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Nosher

28 January 2012, 01:58:15 PM #9
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Techno

28 January 2012, 02:54:45 PM #10 Last Edit: 28 January 2012, 02:59:48 PM by Techno
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 January 2012, 01:18:23 PM
I'm sure rock guitar wannabes can't coun't that high anyway.

Dearie dearie me.....As bad as a lass working in a pharmacy in Notts, that I heard asking her colleague "Sharon...What's 17 minus 3 ?" ( I kid you not !)
To give her her due the tills weren't working so she had to do the advanced mathematics for herself.

Yours in despair - Phil. (Leon...Have you still got that picture of the road marking that I took and  sent to you months ago ?.... Or is it too naughty ?)

peterdong

28 January 2012, 05:51:25 PM #11
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