In these heady days of free loving make sure you are adequately insured for any sexual activity you maybe undertaking.

Legal & General - for sex with the wife

Direct Line - for phone sex

Go Compare - for sex with someone different than your usual partner

Sheilas Wheels - for Doggers

Confused.com - for sex with a ladyboy

Privileged - for sex with posh totty

Swiftcover - after unprotected sex

Morethan - for sex maniacs

Admiral - for sex with Matelots/Marines

Hiscox - for sex with ladyboys

Prudential - for sex with prudes (you may not need this insurance)

Enterprise - for sex with J.T Kirk

Interesting that some of us haven't noticed women have sex lives too. You're missing out on some valuable gains, mate.

Nice... some more:

Elephant - for sex with larger girls

Axa - for sex with the ex...  

Sunlife - for sex on the beach

Norwich Union - for sex with relatives...  



(ducks for cover from our East Anglian members...!)

Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 January 2012, 02:20:51 PM
Interesting that some of us haven't noticed women have sex lives too. You're missing out on some valuable gains, mate.

They do?

I was brought up on an ethos that there ain't no prizes for coming second

Quote from: Leon on 27 January 2012, 02:30:33 PM
Norwich Union - for sex with relatives...  

(ducks for cover from our East Anglian members...!)

Thankfully I only LIVE in East Anglia

I kid you not when i first got stationed here in the early nineties I remember sitting in the pub thinking 'f*** me there's an awful lots of Aussie's living here!' The Suffolk accent to newcomers takes some getting used to

The Co-op - for the necrophiliacs out there

Ok so thats the funeral service...

I'll get me coat

  NOSHER!!!!!!!!!

(Sigh)
You can't take him anywhere...Can you ?
Cheers - Phil.....(Now go away...I'm going to watch the footy !)