News site report

"{name} killed his best friend"

Doesn't sound the sort of thing you do to your best friend...

A reminder that Disney owns both the Predator and Star Wars franchises.

If they wanted they can do a Predator vs Ewoks film anytime they want.

 More importantly, Disney now own the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which means Frank'n'Furter is ow a DIsney Princess!

QuoteMore importantly, Disney now own the Rocky Horror Picture Show

50 years old now.


Yesterday it suddenly occurred to me that everyone born during WW2 is now in their eighties.

I WANT FRANK VS THE PREDATOR!

"Sweetie, when I've finished with you, your eyes won't be the only thing glowing red."

Today is just getting weirder

Starts off with Regional Management spotting a mismatch between the central stats and reality. I get an email from Head of Department.
Can I tell them the subject it was, and what date.

If I know the date I can tell them subject.
If I know them the subject, I can tell them the date.

but I need SOMETHING to start with.

Bit of detective work

I email "There are 5. I think it was {number 2}, (but there is a small possibility it was {3})
Email back. "Thanks, it was {3}"
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Separately I get an email in the 3rd person "The writer can do that" - like he is Caesar or someone.
I mention this to his case worker, with the response "Oh it isn't [name] is it? He's an absolute sausage."

QuoteStarts off with Regional Management spotting a mismatch between the central stats and reality.

We had something similar once at a place I worked.


Reality lost, quite badly. 

Don't miss those days. 

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QuoteStarts off with Regional Management spotting a mismatch between the central stats and reality.

We had something similar once at a place I worked.


Reality lost, quite badly.

Don't miss those days.

That's the trouble with reality: it kind of has to be based in...

...whereas...   

 

Windy out! 

Squalls or torrential rain blowing through here, with it very bad first thing this morning .

On another note, I put some based figures on the floor last night, to dry from the polyfilla I'd applied, only to then step on them a few hours later as I closed the curtains ! Complete muppetry by me. Luckily nothing badly damaged, with only a couple of horse legs to rejoin with superglue.

No rain here yet, but rather windy. Do you need new glasses Steve ? 

I have glasses, I just need a brain !

Still pretty windy here, but no rain...(yet ?)

QuoteI have glasses, I just need a brain !

If the new brain's going to be a replacement, Steve, can I have the old one ?
I need one too.

Quote from: Techno 3 on Today at 12:44:03 PMStill pretty windy here, but no rain...(yet ?)

If the new brain's going to be a replacement, Steve, can I have the old one ?
I need one too.

What have you cut off now!? 

No...I haven't cut anything off...But I have got a safety tip regarding 'cooking', from yesterday.

Remember, children, when frying eggs, do NOT be over enthusiastic whilst flicking  hot cooking oil over the egg, so that you cover the hand holding the frying pan's handle with the hot oil.

It hurts. (And makes you use potty mouth language.)

Fortunately the washing up bowl was full of cold water to dunk the hand in