I mean,that's a little over the top
What's wrong with a gnome?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c3wdeenglw5o

Why is it flying backwards?

Well known Buccaneer trick that, as well as burning down trees in Wales

Interesting footage - would have been a lot more fun seeing them attempting all the back roads on the way to Binbrook - not a dual carriage way. 

Will have to remember that their is a museum at Binbrook for the next time I am back on the East coast visiting family. 

I thought about it ... but I'd need to move the Phantom.

You could always get a Sea Harrier, then you don't need to move the Phantom......provided the Sea Harrier still works of course!

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360685324/why-fighter-jet-parked-east-auckland-lawn



 

And it can fly backwards 

There appears to be quite a few aerocraft parked in unusual places!

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