Fight Club (viewer's choice)

Started by Roy, 28 March 2024, 07:11:42 PM

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Who Would Win In A Fight Between

The All-Seeing, All-Powerful, Immortal One (aka. Simon Cowell)
1 (50%)
Jason Voorhees
1 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: 02 April 2024, 07:11:42 PM

Roy

28 March 2024, 07:11:42 PM Last Edit: 28 March 2024, 10:02:17 PM by Leon
Who Would Win In A Fight Between:

option one: Simon Phillip Cowell (English television personality, entrepreneur, and record executive)



option two: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th film franchise)



You decide!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

First and only time I'll do one of these featuring a real-life personality (as this is only meant as a bit of fun, and not to be seen as wishing bad intent on people).

The obvious winner (in my humble opinion) is Simon Cowell. As he'd just keep sending his legions of employees, or latest pop singers to face off against the paranormal hockey-mask-wearing character, while he jumped in one of his (I'm imagining) many helicopters and flee to a secure and heavily-guarded secret location.

 
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

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Roy

QuoteCowell, he is immortal

D-mn. Why didn't I think of that. Could have used this image instead.

Leon (or a moderator, if they can) edit the first photo image and replace with this one, please  O:-)

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

With voting tied at present, this one could go either way... :-SS
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"