In the voice of Jack Dee

In an effort to move well known songs into a more enlightened era, do the teams have any suggestions to updating lyrics.

I proffer
All ability accessway to heaven
Saturday's alright for a reasoned discussion on our differences, with the aim of a mutually acceptable outcome.

Where do you go to my platonic colleague? - Peter Sarstead
The dog that may identify as a female (but I don't want to judge) is back - Elton John
The intellectually challenged, but gifted in other ways, on the hill - the Beatles
Body Positive Wimmin (Make the world go round) - Queen
The Co-operative of the Pack - The Shangri-Las

 

I got 99 problems but a person identifying as female, with a dysfunctional personality, is not one - Jay-Z
Young people who identify as she/her and he/him - Blur
Gotta work person identifying as female! - Britney Spears
Only person identifying as female (in the world) - Rihanna
Persons regardless of gender identity, ethic background, disability or other identifying factors - Barbra Streisand

Wimmin who do not fit the patriarchal definition of acceptable bodies, you make the rocking world go round.

We Are All Champions

Disunited

Those who identify as male gender are back in town!
Restraining the person who gave birth to you

Your physical appearance is approved by the male dominated hegemony.

I Saw Them Standing There

I will wager she/her/they/them are visually appealing upon the discotheque performance area - by the Polar Simians

Geoff 🐒