Best bad jokes...

Started by Leon, 19 October 2011, 08:04:56 PM

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Nosher

21 October 2011, 01:48:14 PM #20
Two fish in a tank and one says to the other - "how the hell do we drive this home?"
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

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Leon

22 October 2011, 01:17:13 AM #21
Quote from: capthugeca on 21 October 2011, 12:49:09 PM
So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to the bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

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