UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
 
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle....From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot.
 
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
 
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.
 
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had
been standing idly by.
 
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Didn't Techno tell us that one?   

( ... only it was about Julius Caesar and a chariot ...  )

Quote from: Westmarcher on 24 November 2021, 09:42:54 AMDidn't Techno tell us that one?   

( ... only it was about Julius Caesar and a chariot ...  )

You mean after he'd reached retirement age !!

Cheek !   

(And the chariot was from a lot further back...Pretty sure it belonged to some kid called Tutankhamun.)

Cheers - Phil.