Here's the (slightly belated) Derby pics, just screaming out for some captioning!

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1.  I told that fat bar-steward what I'd do if I heard that bloody Go Compare advert one more time!

2.  This little piggy left the market... (pursued by Lemuel Gulliver in the background)

3.  "I told em a Vindaloo was a bad idea after 20 pints of mead"

4.  Preacher to wife - "When I die I want you to marry Fat Fred the Barman." Wife to Preacher - "But why? Don't you hate him, he's your worst enemy!" Preacher to Wife - "I know. I want him to suffer like I have done all these years!"

5.  "So I was passing by the cemetery and saw this gravedigger wandering around the cememtery with a coffin on his shoulder. I passed by an hour later and he's still wnandering around with the coffin on his shoulder. I thought to myself clearly he's lost the plot... "

Is that preacher a Pendraken figure? He looks as if he'd do for my Roundhead baggage train.

1. Right....this is what happens to anyone who harasses me again about Aztecs or Tarletons....

2. Wargaming Celebrities #47: Peter Pig

3. Early burger vans had a much higher percentage of real meat than those today

4. Honest dear i really havent bought any new Pendraken figures at the show....

5. 2 days later....He really should have told her the truth about those new Pendraken figures....

Quote from: goat major on 10 October 2011, 10:34:09 AM
4. Honest dear i really havent bought any new Pendraken figures at the show....

5. 2 days later....He really should have told her the truth about those new Pendraken figures....

LOL

Quote from: goat major on 10 October 2011, 10:34:09 AM
1. Right....this is what happens to anyone who harasses me again about Aztecs or Tarletons....
I think we've been really patient and forbearing over all the years.

1. "The last thing you shall see before death takes you will be my massive chopper...." 

2. "This little piggie went to Doggy Market..."  (one for the Boro folk there...!)

3. "Harris, you've barely grazed your knee, get out of the cart before I shoot you myself."

4. "Ere ya dirty perv, I don't know what a menage a twar is, but it'll cost ya!"

5. "Are you sure this is a good spot, we're not causing an obstruction or anything?"

For number 1 only -

"he tried to sell Ugh boots on this Forum"

IanS

1) "Naha argghh nah bah" (accompanied with much gnashing of teeth)

2) "Stop squealing you little runt"

3) "Oh Betty my leg hurts" (Said of course in the best of Frank Spencer's wheedling tones)

4) "Now look here"...."No"....."Its says here in the matrimonial contract"......."No"...."But"...."NO means NO! What part do you not understand N! or O!"

5) "Dig faster you not paid by the hour you know"

HeHe most excellent........

1, I did ask you nicely not to stare at my tattoo's!!!!!

2, Cor! they gotta make these relay batons lighter.

3, 'This meals on wheels idea is 'mahveloose' but long pig is just so fatty, goes straight to the hips!'

4, This parish never has and never will hold a big fat gypsy wedding!

5, So how do you fancy coming to sing in my new band mr Vanian?................. we call ourselves The Damned............ my name ....yes of course its sensible 

1  THAT, Mr Gibson, is what a REAL MAN looks like in woad!

2  Just as Tom the piper's son started to think the big-heist game as a real doddle he charged into the market square only to find the villagers holding their annual Lynch the Mad Scientist training day...

3  ...and here we see some of the quite remarkable advances made in medicine recently.

4  I told you Miss Riding Hood, the wolf died of fright and this man, under union rules, is regarded as a suitable replacement!

5  "Third time this week!  They told me, if 'e does it again, 'it 'im wiv me shovel afore stickin' 'im back in!"

1. "Anyone wanna trade?  I got an extra red-head!"

3. "Oh, sorry lads did I thrash around too much"

Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 October 2011, 10:16:35 AM
Is that preacher a Pendraken figure? He looks as if he'd do for my Roundhead baggage train.

This is the chap you want for your baggage train:


I bought a few earlier in the year, nice figure.

Meirion

1.  Bloody sword....check.  Pile of heads.....check.   Big cock.....check.
2.  When Gulliver broke his bonds, Ernest resolves to flee Lilliput with all his worldly possessions.
3.  Now this sucks.....
4.  'The Scarlet Letter' in Miniature
5.  "You feel alright?  You look a little gray...."