A Good holiday spoilt by the journey

Started by Orcs, 24 September 2021, 09:27:17 PM

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My American wife is always amused by the way it takes us so long to get anywhere in the UK. I reply that a hundred miles is a long way for an Englishman and a hundred years is a long time for an American.

Heedless Horseman

25 September 2021, 03:13:27 PM #21 Last Edit: 25 September 2021, 03:30:38 PM by Heedless Horseman
Hmm. Well, only time I've seen Bristol was on 'Being Human'... and looked similar to Newcastle-upon Tyne ... central motorway and river... also tidal. Some of the 'old NUT treets were  on 'slightly less' steep slopes... 'Get Carter!'...'long gone' 'Scotswood'. or Jesmond, and 'alleyways.'.. seemed 'familiar' somehow!
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Techno II

Slightly less steep slopes ??  :o :o :o

Bloomin' heck.

The road I tried to drive up with four people in an old Morris 1100, genuinely seemed like it was a 'one in one' slope.
There are some fairly steep hills, here in Pembrokeshire/Ceredigion.....But NOTHING like that road in Bristol....and there were houses, either side of the road

Cheers - Phil. :)



Heedless Horseman

25 September 2021, 06:03:21 PM #23 Last Edit: 25 September 2021, 06:16:04 PM by Heedless Horseman
Ha! On my Spanish Holiday, a girl driver had to drive up a town street... about the same slope... BUT a 'river'... with side streets Gushing in, after a Thunderstorm... and I mean, about 1 Foot+ of Flood water... in a SEAT, (Maybe Fiesta type), with 4 occupants... and made it. Don't think Bristol can  match that! Not even in a  Moggie! ;)
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Now... I am an Old B******! )  ;)

T13A

Hi

Just got back from watching Bristol City v Fulham at Ashton Gate, SW Bristol (1 - 1 we wuz robbed)! Park and Ride from the ground to Brislington was a night mare, but from there to where we live in Somerset no problem.

Cheers Paul
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Big Insect

The only thing to do when going down to Cornwall during the peak holiday season is travel at night - preferably just after midnight.

We were down near Penzance earlier in the year - and yes - change-over was the Friday morning. So we just packed the car on Thursday evening and set off at about 23.30 - we were back in Bristol in 3 hours. The A30 and M5 were pretty much clear. I dont mind driving at night personally, but for others I know it can be a challenge.

Going down is more tricky - as you often cannot get into your accommodation until at least 16.00hrs - but again we just travel late.
It doesnt always work out but generally you tend to at least keep moving, most of the time.
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steve_holmes_11

An observation that England's Southwest gets thinner toward the end.
Like Python's Ann Elk and her theories about the Brontosaurus, there are lessons here.

If we all decide to go to Cornwall during the same few summer weeks, we'll get squashed as we're forced down the ever-narrowing landmass - like corn fed to a foie gras goose.

Hence the attraction of rounder shaped countries for holidays: France, Spain, Greece, and ...

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sierra-leone-is-the-worlds-roundest-country-and-egypt-the-squarest-one/


Props to Vatican for coming top five in both roundest and squarest countries.
I imagine that being tiny takes the edge off those sharp corners.

Techno II

Quote from: Big Insect on 25 September 2021, 06:17:21 PM
The only thing to do when going down to Cornwall during the peak holiday season is travel at night - preferably just after midnight.

It would be well over 50 years since my dear old Mum & Dad (and me) had our summer hols down in Cornwall....I think we went 3 or 4 years on the bounce.....A place called Portreath, IIRC.

I can remember we set out at 4 or 5 in the morning to avoid as much traffic as poss...(We were starting 5 or so miles from Guildford)... but for the life of me, I can't recall how long the journey was. I think I slept quite a lot of the way. Seem to remember going past Stonehenge. :-\

Cheers - Phil. :)

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Course Runcorn is a real hell hole for traffic - I blame Nobby, mind you not heard of for a while, prob stuck in traffic.
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