URGENT! FSN needs £170K

Started by Orcs, 04 June 2021, 12:01:44 PM

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Heedless Horseman

FSN!!! The Somali Minister For War has kindly let me know that He can provide You with Centurions at Only £70,000 ea. !!! (+ a nominal charge for delivery). Option of 30+! , but 'one or two vehicles may need some attention'  .

Have forwarded your contact details, so you shouldn't miss out on this Fantastic Opportunity!  :) :) :)
(40 Yrs ago. I should have been an Angry Young Man... but wasn't.
Now... I am an Old B******! )  ;)

fsn

Excellent news!

A Nigerian price has just promised me £150,000 for the loan of my bank account.

Maybe I can buy 2!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Heedless Horseman

09 June 2021, 04:39:57 AM #17 Last Edit: 09 June 2021, 04:47:11 AM by Heedless Horseman
Sorry! OD'd on 'Posca' again!  ;)

Was going to post pics of a 'Distessed' Old Centurion, but realised that it might be in Bad taste... though not as bad as Posca.  ;)
Maybe I should have some Garum!!! lol!  :o

OMG! Was chekcing for Garum spelling on Google... and You Can Buy The stuff! ??  :o
erm... no.  ;D ;D ;D
(40 Yrs ago. I should have been an Angry Young Man... but wasn't.
Now... I am an Old B******! )  ;)