URGENT! FSN needs £170K

Started by Orcs, 04 June 2021, 12:01:44 PM

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Orcs

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Kiwidave

Ooo they've got a T34/85 as well  :x

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

NO chance of a contributionn from me. The idea of Nobby with 165mm Demo gun and ammuntion terrifys me.  :'( :'( :'(
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
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fsn

Spoilsport!

Just think of the improvements I could make to Runcorn.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno II

05 June 2021, 07:34:07 AM #5 Last Edit: 05 June 2021, 02:35:05 PM by Techno II
If Von bought a ticket for Euromillions this week, and if it's us that's won the £111,000,000...I'll buy it for you as a birthday prezzie, Nobby.

Cheers - Phil. :)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno II on 05 June 2021, 07:34:07 AM
If Von bought a ticket for Euromillions this week, and if it's us that's won the £111,000,000...I'll buy it for you as a birtjhday prezzie, Nobby.

Cheers - Phil. :)

Very generous Phil, but are you quite sure ??. If so can I have a Cheiftain please please please ??
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno II

I know it's hard to believe......But we didn't win. :o :o :o (Von hadn't even bought a ticket....so that saved £2.50 ?)

I mean....It was a million to one chance....(AND the blanking rest)....and with those those odds...it's almost a bloody certainty...For goodness sake, million to one chances come up nine times out of ten.

(I still miss Terry Pratchett)

Cheers - Phil. :)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Soi I'm not getting my tank  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

fsn

Right ... have to do it the hard way.

Now if I give up buying Pendraken for ... let me see £170,000 divided by ... carry the one ... add in a half for the maid ... and 2 ounces of plain yoghurt ... which means if I leave at 3:10 and do 30 miles per hour, I win the marathon ... or Snickers as it is now sooo ... given that the cows are lying down (well it is Runcorn) I can buy the Centurion in about a years and a half.     :D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Steve J

Well the wining ticket holder could buy an awful lot of toys with their winnings. A slight heart flutter as my e-mail had a notice from the National Lottery, but said to say it was only £4.00. Mind you that is the second week in a row we've won!

Techno II

Better than we did, Steve.

(Mind you..we didn't buy a ticket ;D ;D ;D)

Cheers -Phil. :)

jimduncanuk

Quote from: Steve J on 05 June 2021, 01:01:52 PM
Well the wining ticket holder could buy an awful lot of toys with their winnings. A slight heart flutter as my e-mail had a notice from the National Lottery, but said to say it was only £4.00. Mind you that is the second week in a row we've won!

We've won the Postcode Lottery 5 times.

A tenner each time.
My Ego forbids a signature.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Techno II on 05 June 2021, 09:21:39 AM
I know it's hard to believe......But we didn't win. :o
I mean....It was a million to one chance...

You have more chance of walking.out your front door, being hit by lightning twice AND picking up a gold bar than winning the lottery...

Well saved 2.5 squid Von
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner