Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2021, 10:49:12 PM
Well, if we are just boasting now.

I had a circumcision at the age of 45.  They give you 2 anaesthetics - a general one so they can give you the local one.

Finally left the royalist camp. -  Don't tell me, The Doctor only did it for the tips!

If I wanted to have Jodie Cromer attending to my personal regions, and the idea has its appeal, I don't think I'd ask her to use a scalpel!

Ditto, David Tennant.

Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2021, 10:49:12 PM
Well, if we are just boasting now.

I had a circumcision at the age of 45.  They give you 2 anaesthetics - a general one so they can give you the local one.

There was me thinking that Hussaring was all about knocking the tip off a champagne bottle with a sabre.

When I went for my vasectomy, the first thing the surgeon said was, "Right. How do you do this again?" 

I watched myself having the op for my vasectomy, as I was telling the doctor about the mdeical stuff I used to make for a design company. He even gave me one of the bits of 'tube' to hold once it was removed, which felt like over cooked pasta. As you might have gathered I'm not squeemish!

 Vasectomy:- Definition. Never having to say your sorry 

Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2021, 10:49:12 PM
I had a circumcision at the age of 45.

Too. Much. Information.

Quote from: Orcs on 07 February 2021, 09:25:25 PM
Vasectomy:- Definition. Never having to say your sorry 

Never having to listen to your wife say "Yeah, sorry. Must have forgotten to take the pill that week". Again.

Quote from: Raider4 on 07 February 2021, 09:35:51 PM
Never having to listen to your wife say "Yeah, sorry. Must have forgotten to take the pill that week". Again.

Yep my ex caught me with that one.

I havve always found pregnant women quite sexy - perhaps because if you get lucky you can't get them pregnant. 

You find every woman sexy. 

When he was small my eldest said "You must really love me and [brother] or you wouldn't have had us."
I replied (in front of my parents) "You're mum can't count."
Cue two small boys wondering why all the grown ups are laughing.

Serious question - what's the best way to cut a lolly stick I've mounted that Jarvis flexi hedge on?

Quote from: Last Hussar on 07 February 2021, 10:40:22 PM
Serious question - what's the best way to cut a lolly stick I've mounted that Jarvis flexi hedge on?

Before you stick the hedge on!

Razor saw on the lollystick

Quote from: Last Hussar on 07 February 2021, 10:40:22 PM
Serious question - what's the best way to cut a lolly stick I've mounted that Jarvis flexi hedge on?

Lolly sticks are tough. Secateurs. Try garden secateurs? (not for the hedge! ... the sticks) Or just don't mount them on lolly sticks .....

Got my Covid jab today and I can proudly say I took it like a man and there were no tears.

... OK, so there was a slight tremble to the lower lip when they told me they'd run out of lollipops ...

I was disappointed when I had one of my B12 jabs, and asked nursey if I could have a sweetie for being so brave.
"We're not allowed to give sweets now.....just in case there's an allergic reaction."

Never thought of that.

Cheers - Phil.