Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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Orcs

Sorry to hear about the sheep Phil, Won't the other one get lonely?
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Techno

Quote from: Orcs on 03 August 2020, 10:03:32 AM
Sorry to hear about the sheep Phil, Won't the other one get lonely?

Possibly, Mark...But there are a lot of sheep on the neighbour's land that she can see....And she seems quite happy to be with the three cobs, that live outside.

Quote from: mad lemmey on 03 August 2020, 09:55:07 AM
Oh mate, sorry.Means you'll have to mow the lawn yourself...

Good grief, she was a really old girl for a sheep (16), Will so we can't feel sad....(Von cut's the lawns. ;))

Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 August 2020, 08:54:20 AM
And turn ut oven on ?

Oooh, No, Ian....like I said above she was 16....So I reckon she'd be as tough as old boots....and though she could have only been dead for 12 - 20 hours she was a bit 'ripe' already.

Cheers - Phil

(Just grateful that our young friend, Richard from 'up the road' came down to shift her...I really can't move that sort of weight anymore.)

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Stupid question from an ignorant townie - how do you dispose of a dead sheep?

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From memory they have to be disposed off by a licensed person, but can't be certain.

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180 degrees, 40 minutes per kilogram, garlic and rosemary.

Techno

Quote from: Steve J on 03 August 2020, 12:52:31 PM
From memory they have to be disposed off by a licensed person, but can't be certain.

Correct, Steve !  :)

Has to collected and signed for...we get a receipt.....Apparently they'll pick her up tomorrow.....We have to take a note of her tag number, so DEFRA (?) knows where she's gone, and why we haven't got that particular one, anymore.

Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 03 August 2020, 01:40:44 PM
180 degrees, 40 minutes per kilogram, garlic and rosemary.

Stroll on !That'd take a long time....She (almost certainly) weighs more than I do !!

Cheers - Phil


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Quote from: Techno on 03 August 2020, 01:50:02 PM

Stroll on !That'd take a long time....She (almost certainly) weighs more than I do !!

Cheers - Phil



thats about 50KG isn't it (He says jealously)
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Techno

Somewhere between 55kg and 57kg, Mark....... :(.....I don't know how tall I am now.....I used to be 6 feet....Probably 5' 11", nowadays.

I've said it before, but I really, genuinely wish I could put ON weight.

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I'd have to discover something I really, really liked Ian. :-\

As far as I can tell, I eat enough.....But again, repeating myself, I eat to live, rather than live to eat.

The most I've ever weighed is 10st 2lbs .....64 and a bit kilos, and that was when I'd given up smoking, and used to eat 2 Big Macs and an egg Mcmuffin (when you could buy those at anytime, not just for breakfast) anything up to three times a week.

Cheers - Phil


mmcv

As I'm on day one of a new diet I'd happily body swap at meal times and help you out...

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Quote from: Techno on 03 August 2020, 04:36:13 PM
... used to eat 2 Big Macs and an egg Mcmuffin (when you could buy those at anytime, not just for breakfast) anything up to three times a week.

There's the cause of your problems Phil - you've been poisoned  ;D
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Techno

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I never truly look forward to eating, with the possible exception of 'brunch'...3 or 4 'homegrown' eggs, scrambled, and slapped on a couple of bits of toast.
Evening meal feels like a chore, and I can't wait to finish that. Feels almost like a waste of time.

Then I sit in front of the TV and eat crisps & twiglets. (I LIKE those)

Quote from: mmcv on 03 August 2020, 05:12:10 PM
As I'm on day one of a new diet I'd happily body swap at meal times and help you out...

Hope that goes well, Matthew. :)

Cheers - Phil