I am Paul from New Zealand. I am back wargaming again after many years away from the tables.  I now enjoy Tide of Iron and Memoir 44. I am awaiting my first order from Pendraken. Hopefully it will not take too long to send all the way from the UK to NZ. 

Welcome Paul  - good to see another Nuw Zoolanduh here [it might make Kiwidave behave himself  ]

Hello Paul

Quote from: nikharwood on 24 August 2011, 08:48:00 AM
Welcome Paul  - good to see another Nuw Zoolanduh here [it might make Kiwidave behave himself  ]

Unlikely, and it's Noo Zuhlanda...(or Kiwi bloke/fella)

Gidday Paul! Where in Godzone are you? I'm hoping to get home in the next year or two (assuming the global economy doesn't go into complete meltdown!)

I thought it was Nuw Zulander [remembered it wrong, but have now found this email you sent me  ]


Should you ever think about emigrating to God's Own, then this may help understanding the locals...

A guide for travellers from -

'Learn a Foreign Language at Home'.

HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER

(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

Milburn                       Capital of Victoria

Peck                          To fill a suitcase

Pissed aside                Chemical which kills insects

Pigs                           For hanging out washing with

Pug                           Large pink animal with curly tail

Nin Tin dough             Computer game

Munner stroney           Soup

Min                            Male of the species

Mess Kara                  Eye makeup

McKennock                 Person who fixes cars

Mere                          Mayor

Leather                      Foam produced from soap

Lift                             Departed

Kiri Pecker                   Famous Australian businessman

Kittle crusps               Potato crisps

Ken's                         Cairns

Jungle bells                Christmas carol

Inner me                   Enemy

Guess                        Vapour

Fush                          Marine creatures

Fitter cheney             Type of pasta

Ever cardeau              Avocado

Fear hear                  Blonde

Ear                           Mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Ear roebucks              Exercise at the gym

Duffy cult                   Not easy

Amejen                      Visualise

Chuck                        Very young poultry

Bug hut                      Popular recording

Bun button                 Been bitten by insect

Beard                         A place to sleep

Sucks Peck               Half a dozen beers

Ear New Zulland          An extinct airline

Beers                         Large savage animals found in US forests

Veerjun                      Mythical New Zealand maiden

One Doze                  Well known computer program

Brudge                       Structure spanning a stream

Sex                          One less than sivven

Tin                             One more than nine

Iggs Ecktly                 Precisely

Cuds                          Children

Pits                           Domestic animals

Cuttin                        Baby cat

Earplane                    Large flying machine

Sivven Sucks Sivven    Large Boeing aircraft

Sivven Four Sivven      Larger Boeing aircraft

Beggage Chuckken     Place to leave your suitcase at the Earport

 

Hi Paul, welcome to the Forum!   

Nik

You forgot Frunds and Frudge

Anyway welcome to the forum  Paul ay

Don't forget to finish every sentence with bro' 

Welcome