We've not had any of these for a while, so I've grabbed a few at Claymore this weekend!  Apologies for the quality on them, I'm going camera shopping this weekend for something with a better macro feature!   

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1. Ba! Humbug!

2. "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner".

3. Sam, Sam, pick up thy musket.

4. I can see your house from here.

1.  Whilst shepherds watched their flocks by night.... they were being sneaked up on from behind by some pesky artlillerymen

2.  Whish wayy to da pob?? No offisher. He's not drunk! Just a wee bit sleepy!

3.  Whilst Private Tomkins sat smoking his clay pipe taking in the scenery, little did he realise that his little corner of the English countryside had been invaded by killer smarties...

4.  Keen to show off his latest equestrianism trick, Oleg failed to notice the RSPCA and the PPKK (Piss Poor Kitbash Klan) were hot on his trail for cruelty to animals and abuse of wargames figures.

1. He's still trying to teach the bloody sheep to form square....

2. This spring I shall be wearing...... hessian.

3. All that time in painting and I end up as a casualty marker...

4. How many cossacks does it take to change a light-bulb?

1.  After several fatal tries, they finally think they've found a disguise for their artillery spotter that will work.

2.  Boy will he be surprised when he wakes up and found out he's joined the navy... Teach him to mess with my wife!

3.  That cloud looks like a horse...no more like a mule...could pass for Sergeant Wilkins.

4.  First recorded usage of the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!"

1. The Romford Pass-By needed a little more imagination on it's roundabouts.

2. Dave had to carry Leon home after another heavy night on theTizer!

3. That's the last time I drink before work, I'm being chased by a mutant coat rack!

4. "No sir,it's not Serf's up!, try this... SURFS UP DUDE!"

Quote from: Hertsblue on 09 August 2011, 08:51:03 AM
1. He's still trying to teach the bloody sheep to form square....

nice!

1." Now boyo that's what I call a leisure centre!"

2. "So after he'd spent that long with the sheep I had to carry the bugger home."

3. "Ah could lah 'ere all deh an' contemplate dis existential sculptoor."

4. " Sorry Ivan, I can't sit down cos me piles are playing up somethin' rotten."

DP

Quote from: Nosher on 09 August 2011, 08:12:14 AM
3.  Whilst Private Tomkins sat smoking his clay pipe taking in the scenery, little did he realise that his little corner of the English countryside had been invaded by killer smarties...

Quote from: Hertsblue on 09 August 2011, 08:51:03 AM
1. He's still trying to teach the bloody sheep to form square....

Quote from: SV52 on 09 August 2011, 06:51:43 AM
1. Ba! Humbug!

1. Dang Wizard, turn my friends back!

2. Great who sculpted this guy on MY back!!

3. Would have been nice to have be sculpted standing and with my gun.

4. Why did everyone else get sculpted RIDING their horse, this sucks!

1.  When 'flocking' your base goes horribly wrong...


2.  When you've got an extra cavalryman, but can't find his horse...


3.  As the battle raged around him, Bob took a minute to ponder, 'Why are we here?'...


4.  When you find that missing horse, and just have to get it on the table somehow...

1.  "Okay lads, when I count to three we make a break for it!"
2.  "Get your hand off of my......."
3.  After a good game of frisbee, the Serjeant was knackered.
4.  "I'm just standin' on top of my bay
      watchin' the line roll away
      Ooo, I'm just standin on top of my bay
      Wastin' time"