Today chess....

Started by FierceKitty, 18 January 2020, 01:30:40 AM

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

Well.....she probably won't be wanting to return home, then. =)

Cheers - Phil

Westmarcher

As a father of two daughters, a reminder of our own, hard won freedom.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

For some reason it made me think of this...... X_X

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnFAOEZboq4

Though I thought the title was "Women....Know your place !"

Cheers - Phil

steve_holmes_11

You wouldn't get any nonsense dress codes for the FOG MeG, DBMM nationals.

FierceKitty

I should send 'em a picture of Lee in a typical game!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

Having showered and wearing clean fitting clothing would be a start for some.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Techno


d_Guy

As a hillbilly I am often required to wear shoes in upscale restaurants.  >:(
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Orcs

Quote from: d_Guy on 18 January 2020, 06:10:03 PM
As a hillbilly I am often required to wear shoes in upscale restaurants.  >:(

I am deeply shocked !  That as a hillbilly you go to restaurants  :D

I thought you just walked out on your porch, shot the nearest Squirrel with a .22 and prepared dinner. For special occasions you went into the woods with your Dawg and shot a white tail buck.

As in the song by Lord Have Mercy on a Country Boy- Josh Turner

Well, I grew up wild and free
Walkin' these fields in my barefeet
There wasn't no place I couldn't go
With a 22 rifle and a fishin' pole

Sorry d'Guy , I couldn't resist this as you neatly walked into it.  :)

Mark
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Matt J

Shooting squirrels from a porch (or bedroom window) with a .22 rifle does not make one a hillbilly but more a conscientious citizen. (especially when the little b*stards are using power tools in your loft  >:()
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d_Guy

Quote from: Orcs on 18 January 2020, 08:52:08 PM
I am deeply shocked !  That as a hillbilly you go to restaurants  :D

I should have explained, I go in to deliver the squirrels.  ;)

Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Orcs

Quote from: d_Guy on 19 January 2020, 12:17:48 AM
I should have explained, I go in to deliver the squirrels.  ;)



;D ;D ;D ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

I bet they taste like chicken.  ;)

Cheers - Phil

d_Guy

Always a good bet, Phil, but more like greasy pork!
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

So....much tastier than chicken then, Bill ?  ;D ;D ;D

Cheers - Phil (Who has never eaten rabbit, venison, rat, flying rat (feral pigeon  >:() or larks' tongues in aspic.) ;)....At least... as far as he knows.)




mollinary

Venison, well prepared, is gorgeous. Rabbit is an acquired taste. But pigeon, cooked at a Michelin starred restaurant in France many years ago, nearly killed me. The most violent food poisoning I have ever experienced. Never again!
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steve_holmes_11

Chess:

IGO-UGO - so old-Skool.
Unpainted miniatures - come on guys, a little effort wouldn't hurt.
Fixed army lists - where's the fun in that.
Don't even get me started on the terrain - no cover, no rivers, no woods - who in their right mind would want to conquer this land.
On that subject, what about some ranged combat, it's all melee with a ridiculous charge bonus of "attacker can't lose".
Always the same scenario.
Not supportive of multiplayer, big battle or skirmish variants.

Orcs

Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 19 January 2020, 06:56:15 PM
Chess:

IGO-UGO - so old-Skool.
Unpainted miniatures - come on guys, a little effort wouldn't hurt.
Fixed army lists - where's the fun in that.
Don't even get me started on the terrain - no cover, no rivers, no woods - who in their right mind would want to conquer this land.
On that subject, what about some ranged combat, it's all melee with a ridiculous charge bonus of "attacker can't lose".
Always the same scenario.
Not supportive of multiplayer, big battle or skirmish variants.

;D ;D So True, although is the best strategy game I have found for free to use to my iPhone . (That is not too complex / has graphics so small you need an electron microscope to see them )
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson