Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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fsn

19 October 2019, 07:49:02 AM #2060 Last Edit: 19 October 2019, 08:00:17 AM by fsn

That's the one - right hand side, lower house. It's about 100 yards long, and one room wide.

No flame tip Persian here.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
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11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
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FierceKitty

I've crashed a car on a narrow mountain road, faced muggers with knives in their hands, been swept out to sea while swimming, and written my maths finals; today I was reminded what real fear is - the sound of the drill starting up in the dentist's hands.  :'(
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

Quote from: Techno on 19 October 2019, 07:07:12 AM
I accuse Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the gun.

(Did I hear some of the original characters have been replaced ?)

Cheers - Phil

It's said that a cleryman among the accused caused a knee-jerk reaction in the States.
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Last Hussar

Surely that is a "jerk reaction "?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

d_Guy

Quote from: Techno on 19 October 2019, 07:07:12 AM
(Did I hear some of the original characters have been replaced ?)

Quite so but I am a conservative clergyman.

Dr Fillit, in the pantry, with a drill.

Fsn, I was in error, the catwiki reports that the flame tips have not extended their range north of Aberdeenshire. I Like the picture, a serious place committed to survival.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

Quote from: d_Guy on 19 October 2019, 02:46:02 PM
Dr Fillit, in the pantry, with a drill.

Very good, Bill.  ;D ;D

Took a second to reference that to Alexander's post !!

Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 October 2019, 08:33:44 AM
today I was reminded what real fear is - the sound of the drill starting up in the dentist's hands.  :'(

I'm NEVER going back to the dentist after Matey made such a complete hash of it last time.
I ended up using a pair of small bent nosed pliers to remove half of one tooth myself.

Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno on 20 October 2019, 06:57:29 AM
I ended up using a pair of small bent nosed pliers to remove half of one tooth myself.

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
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FierceKitty

What makes it worse is that he was trying to remove a tonsil.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

Quote from: ianrs54 on 20 October 2019, 08:30:25 AM
OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It wasn't actually that painful, Ian......It did bleed rather copiously, though.

The other half of the tooth is still in there......I'll leave that.

I reckon that WOULD hurt....LOTS, if I tried to remove it.

(And I'm leaving my tonsils where they are.)

Cheers - Phiil

Ithoriel

Went into hospital to have my tonsils removed aged 7 or 8.

Wasn't sure what was going to happen and developed a nervous cough.

Had my tonsils removed and was back in the ward about to have ice cream and jelly when the consultant came in on his rounds. Heard my cough and said,"Better send him home, we can't operate on him, he's got whooping cough!"

Ward Sister looks stricken and says,"He's just back from surgery."

Instant panic, much running about by staff followed by much poking and prodding by concerned doctors.

Almost six weeks off school while I recovered ... Yay!

Never did get that ice cream and jelly ... :(
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

d_Guy

Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno


steve_holmes_11

Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 October 2019, 12:55:39 PM
Went into hospital to have my tonsils removed aged 7 or 8.

Wasn't sure what was going to happen and developed a nervous cough.

Had my tonsils removed and was back in the ward about to have ice cream and jelly when the consultant came in on his rounds. Heard my cough and said,"Better send him home, we can't operate on him, he's got whooping cough!"

Ward Sister looks stricken and says,"He's just back from surgery."

Instant panic, much running about by staff followed by much poking and prodding by concerned doctors.

Almost six weeks off school while I recovered ... Yay!

Never did get that ice cream and jelly ... :(

Bonus and bogus in equal measures.

Techno

Right......Who wants to have a quick sweep-stake.....Just for fun.

How many times has Leon checked Pendraken emails on his phone, while he's been having well deserved break ?

I'll go for 15.....Though I reckon that'll be way too low.

And we'll have to take his word for it when he returns. ;)

Cheers - Phil

fsn

I think Milady's charms will keep his attention off the email. 

So I vote 0. 
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

He dragged Milady up Coniston Old Man yesterday, so he might be in the dog house today!  ;D
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Techno

The only way you could know that, Will.....Is, if he's posted something on faceache...or if you sent him an email, and he's already replied.

So that's ONE look at his phone, at the very minimum. ;D ;D ;D

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Grrrrr....

Argh...

Etc...

Over the summer we gutted the old shower area to become a futility room. However, the plumber has failed to check the drain (despite being told explicitly to do so), two hours of using the neighbour's drain rods, and it's completely blocked still.
Glad I checked the washer before running a full load!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner