Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 July 2011, 12:17:16 AM
You're not, by any chance, foreign are you?

What sort of name is 'Nik'.  'Nick' is what you want. Beautiful British name.  Your name doesn't follow the rules.  And you know where we'd be if we didn't have rules? France, that's where.  Can't have too many rules, though. Where would we be if we had too many?  Germany.

He's probably sitting there with a bloody Gaulloise hanging off his lip, drinking wine.  I ask you, what sort of drink for a bloke is wine.  Pint for the gents, wine or fruit based dink for the ladies. Them's the rules.  Like listening to Queen.

I don't think you'll find that 'Nick' [from 'Nicholas'] is a particularly British name y'know...and I was born in Chelsea, love Gauloise [although don't smoke anymore] and do love wine - which, if you read your history, is completely a bloke's drink. After all, it is stronger than beer 

And I really don't think that Freddie Mercury would qualify as a "bloke's bloke". Oh. Hang on...

Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 July 2011, 11:49:38 PM
It is possible Pobolycwm and Ni(c)k (if that IS your name) need their ears syringed.

Pass me my crossbow...

Quote from: pobolycwm on 21 July 2011, 08:04:58 AM
i will see you your crossbow and raise my longbow.. 

     

And I'll bring my M4 

Best thing about the M4 is it gets you out of england

You mean we havn't deported you yet ? 

ianS