Anyone wish they were 5 again?

Started by nikharwood, 16 July 2011, 01:05:40 PM

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Nosher

Which episode of Dr Who was that????? :o???????
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Alan

she is a jock and a ginger... and yet erm... using a keith lemon example... yes, I would in fact bash her back doors in. Is that too much detail?

I bet she doesn't sweat much either.

Last Hussar

Quote from: DFlynSqrl on 17 July 2011, 10:08:48 PM
Very nice!  This is slowly becoming my favorite thread...

Can you make that bigger...

Write your own jokes...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Nosher

Quote from: nikharwood on 18 July 2011, 08:35:29 PM
I'm taking that as a compliment  :ar! <)

One with batteries ;D

That you can buy from a certain adult shop on your local high street?
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Leman

Disturbingly she looks like a red-haired version of my daughter. Worrying!

DP
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Arsenus

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 19 July 2011, 07:01:41 PM
Disturbingly she looks like a red-haired version of my daughter. Worrying!

DP
Just one question:

Where do you live?

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
The shadow of a man can never stand up and walk on its own.

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Leman

Not in France!!!!!!!  .... and she's engaged!
DP
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Arsenus

The shadow of a man can never stand up and walk on its own.

https://arsenus.blogspot.fr/

Leman

Never mind Arenus, it shows there's plenty out there.
DP
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