Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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d_Guy

13 April 2018, 03:56:17 PM #1470
I trout it will ever end but I'm going to skate on out of here.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Westmarcher

13 April 2018, 05:03:41 PM #1471
Good cod! Certainly trawled up a few old ones, there.  ;D

Quote from: Ithoriel on 13 April 2018, 10:59:47 AM
You don't have many people come in to your house do you :)
Quote from: fsn on 13 April 2018, 12:11:52 PM
I don't,  now you come to mention it.   :-

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

14 April 2018, 08:19:29 AM #1472
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 April 2018, 03:41:14 PM
Eel have to catch me first!

Sorry, his sprint speed is pollocks!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 13 April 2018, 03:53:51 PM
Don't flounder Will, get your skates on, if escape is your sole porpoise.

I'll get me rudd-y coat from it's perch, it's that big one (I'm a bit of a chub!).

For goodness hake, if you think this is the end of the fish jokes .... Bream On! :D :D :D
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 April 2018, 03:55:29 PM
You did that on porpoise!
Quote from: d_Guy on 13 April 2018, 03:56:17 PM
I trout it will ever end but I’m going to skate on out of here.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Sumat stinks piscine here !
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 April 2018, 08:25:03 AM #1473
We're all having a whale of a time!
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Techno

14 April 2018, 09:59:42 AM #1474
Hang on, Hang on......Whales and porpoises aren't fish....They're mammals....Though according to some, there's no such thing as a 'fish'.

I echo Ian's comment.....What's next....Cheese based silliness (AGAIN) .......You OIKS !!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cheers - Phil

fsn

14 April 2018, 10:30:30 AM #1475
Oh no! I missed out on the fishy puns!

What a clown!
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Westmarcher

14 April 2018, 10:48:28 AM #1476
Yes, you might have found yourself in deep water there.

How about a sing-song everyone, a Christmas Coral like "Sharks! The Herring Angels sing. Gory to the newborn Ling .."?

[I know. I could have mentioned tuna, dory and angelfish .... but I didn't want to go overboard

..... I'll get my coat ...]
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

14 April 2018, 11:08:27 AM #1477
Quote from: fsn on 14 April 2018, 10:30:30 AM
Oh no! I missed out on the fishy puns!

What a clown!

Eggactly - please read carefully
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Ithoriel

14 April 2018, 12:53:12 PM #1478
Quote from: Techno on 14 April 2018, 09:59:42 AM
I echo Ian's comment.....What's next....Cheese based silliness (AGAIN) .......You OIKS

Cheese puns? Where would brie the sense in that?

We're above that sort of thing don'cheddar know! ;)
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d_Guy

14 April 2018, 02:09:05 PM #1479
The conversation is Stilton in favour of cheese!
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 April 2018, 03:00:54 PM #1480
YARG! Gouda hell am i supposed to concentrate on fish puns if you lot switch the the cheese course!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

14 April 2018, 03:22:37 PM #1481
I say again eggactly  !
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Techno

14 April 2018, 05:07:04 PM #1482
 X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X

You ARE all oiks !

Cheers - I can't be bothered.

Last Hussar

14 April 2018, 09:43:31 PM #1483
Quote from: Techno on 14 April 2018, 09:59:42 AM
Hang on, Hang on......Whales and porpoises aren't fish....They're mammals....Though according to some, there's no such thing as a 'fish'.


Cheers - Phil

Coconuts have hair and milk, so are they mammals?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

15 April 2018, 08:46:48 AM #1484
Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 April 2018, 09:43:31 PM
Coconuts have hair and milk, so are they mammals?

No - but I'm a hobbit - used to smoke pipe weed, have hairy feet and love mushrooms. Course being nearly 6' does tend to negate that.

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