You fin-k?

OW - get OUT NOW

Just jumping through the hoops, don't get in a flap!

OK, to answer the question, I did it on dolphin.

[It's really weird. My upper lip is a lot thinner than I remember. Is it really mine? Wait a minute. OK, who's got my real upper lip .....?]

Will - just say "So long and thanks for all the fish"

This is what dolphins think about porpoises round 'ere.

Westie,
I notice you appear to have renounced your OPE, did our Leveller ways rub off on you?  

Dammit! I must have let the subscription to Techno lapse.   

Eh ?

I'm lost ! 

Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Techno on 04 October 2017, 06:22:16 AM
Eh ?

I'm lost ! 

Cheers - Phil

Nufink unusual der is der

Uuuuh!   

OK, for new forum members and the old and doddery ones, an explanation ....

Well spotted, Bill. By "OPE" I presume you mean Oik of the Pendraken Empire. Alas, it is a knighthood, awarded by Phil in the Pendraken Honours list 2015 for pissing him off .... which I still cherish, by the way (I'll check out what's happened to the Direct Debit, Phil), and have not renounced, merely omitted from my moniker to reflect the modest and outstanding chappy that I am (and probably because I shaved too far when removing the hairy caterpillar from the top lip).

Signed - Sir Oik (of Westmarch) of that Ilk. 

P.S. As many of my fine fellow members will have noted, there was no Pendraken Honours list in 2016 but rumour is it may make a comeback in 2017 with Orcs, in recognition of his recent outstanding services to japery, receiving the honorific, "Count."
At least I think that's what Phil said .. 

  - oooer! I remember marking a child's book once, after he made a spelling error with King Cnut.

Reminds me of an engagingly mis-labelled melon in a Bangkok supermarket.... One vowel can make a fair bit of difference.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 04 October 2017, 11:45:19 AM
Reminds me of an engagingly mis-labelled melon in a Bangkok supermarket.... One vowel can make a fair bit of difference.

AS none of us speak Thai ( apart from Jig, jig and "I love you long time")  you will have to expand this a bit

It was meant to be labelled in English. I'm sure you can work out what a cantaloupe could be turned into without getting me into trouble for using a word that many people find offensive.

p.s.  ME love you long time.