Quote from: fsn on 12 September 2017, 08:02:29 AM
If not, I'll be in the 100-1 Bar, cadging a drink off d_Guy.

No need to cadge, I'll happily buy you a couple of rounds. Never said that the MoEA's work isn't brilliant!

Well, I had a word with Neeraj and I can exclusively reveal ..... g'aaah! .... no .... who? ... how did you get into my house ..... get your hands  ..... the comfy cushion    ..... aaaargh! .......

*adopts dark and sinister tone*

Such a fate befalls all who would ... *I say! You don't know it's me do you? I'm using a dark and sinster tone*

*ahem* Such a fate befalls all who would betray the Brotherhood! No traitor will be allowed to grasp through our slip!

Mwah-ha-ha-*cough*-Ha!

.. as I was saying (before I was so sinisterly interrupted) ... g'aaah! .... no .... who? ... how did you get into my house ..... get your hands  ..... the comfy cushion   ..... aaaargh! ....... .... [stifled (but unexpected)  moans of pleasure] ..... uuuuuh .... for my silence .... do that thing you do, again .... you know .... with the uuuuh ...... yes ..... that's it! 

 

Cheers - Phil.

Well YOU started this !!!!!! 

No I didn't....Whoever sent the plasters kicked this off. 

Cheers - Phil.

And an update.....

I haven't had any more 'ordinary' plasters...or another crepe bandage from Amazon. But, today there was a tiny little package in the post box.

Feels like there might be a 30mm figure for me to convert, thought I.
OH NO !.......It was a box of butterfly plasters.

No return addy...though it must have come from a firm, as there was a very neat "Dispatch To" label on the front.

What's next , I wonder. 

Cheers - Phil

a) What was the postmark?
b) How do you put plasters on a butterfly?
c) What's next? Antiseptic wipes.

No postmark...An 'automated' address sticker where the firm effectively 'prints their own stamp'.

I MIGHT be able to do some detective work though. 

I'M wondering what's next.

Cheers - Phil

Wait and see - you'll like it, not a lot, just a little.

IanS

Have you ruled out one of your brighter sheep? I know that it seems far fetched but my observations of sheep suggest they are simply biding time, as though they are waiting for the signal. I would take this whole affair as a sign of love, respect and deep concern for the damage you visit upon yourself.  Who better to suspect than a simple creature who must bear witness to the carnage on a daily basis.

Does one in particular have access to a postal meter?

Quote from: d_Guy on 15 September 2017, 01:56:58 PM
... my observations of sheep suggest they are simply biding time, as though they are waiting for the signal ...

Quote from: d_Guy on 15 September 2017, 01:56:58 PM
Does one in particular have access to a postal meter?

No.

Snowy's in the barn getting over fly-strike (YUK !) from a few weeks ago.....And the other few we've got left now are FAR too stupid to try anything smart.....Apart from Jess.
She IS a smart cookie. She escaped from her previous owner and onto our land....We phoned the farmer concerned and he took her away.
She was back within the month.....So we bought her, as it was only going to happen again and again.

Cheers - Phil

Dont tell me - Jess is nesting ?