Just thought it might make for an interesting alternative Forum bar fight.

See you pal .....  

First your search term locked up my iPad, then Google gave me this:

Something sinister is afoot on Dartmoor.

Long bows are rubbish, platoon fire is rubbish, Napoleon is rubbish, Wellington is rubbish, Tigers are rubbish, Centurions are rubbish. There, that should get things going! Alternatively, if it doesn't, all the above are brilliant.

Actually, there was a 1973 West German file, which got translated as "Chain Male meets Wendy in the House".   :-

From memory, the music was very tinny, and the plot seemed to revolve around the relationship between a plumber with a huge moustache who came to fix the pipes of the epoymous Wendy. Quite amusing really, because just before he turned up, she got drenched when a pipe burst and had to take her skirt off.

Don't remember what happened next, but I think later on she got drenched again when another pipe burst.

Quote from: toxicpixie on 11 September 2017, 10:59:46 PM
Centurions are rubbish.

Sirrah. Unless you are referring to the Roman officer, would you do me the honour of naming your second?  

Dat Cheify over der, I'm sat in it, LOAD LOAD LOAD.

Quote from: fsn on 12 September 2017, 06:33:48 AM
Sirrah. Unless you are referring to the Roman officer, would you do me the honour of naming your second?  

Certainly, it's the T-55 over there! Say "argh, we've brewed up!"

Gentlemen, gentlemen...is it worth fighting over something as trivial and silly as tanks?

But I have very fond recollections of them!

Tanks for the memories!

GET OUUUUUUTTTTT

I would, but I've forgotten how!

Send me some of those nice T-55 models and I'll work it out

Didn't some of the chaps in the WWI tanks wear chain mail face armour as protection from flying metal splinters?

If Kitty makes a comment............

Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Leman on 12 September 2017, 01:33:30 PM
Didn't some of the chaps in the WWI tanks wear chain mail face armour as protection from flying metal splinters?

Wasn't it to protect from flies? I understand they were traveling garbage heaps.