Which one of you oiks........

Started by Techno, 11 September 2017, 09:52:51 AM

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Leman

11 September 2017, 09:00:11 PM #30
Or even proscribe?
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Orcs

11 September 2017, 10:30:57 PM #31 Last Edit: 12 September 2017, 12:13:45 AM by Orcs
Quote from: Techno on 11 September 2017, 08:20:21 PM
Nobby swears it wasn't him.

The list of suspects is fairly small.  :- :- :- :- :- :-

Cheers - Perplexed of Wales.

And you believe him ?????

You could set up a poll on the Forum with the options being all the suspects. They could then be "judged by their peers". Once the vote has ended and Nobby the one with the most votes must be guilty. 
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d_Guy

12 September 2017, 03:12:08 AM #32
Come now, It's fairly obvious to even a casual observer that the Runcornian Ministry of External Affairs, Welsh desk, have their heavily manured manicured fingers all over this.
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fsn

12 September 2017, 06:38:09 AM #33
Et tu d_Guy?
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Techno

12 September 2017, 07:08:43 AM #34
Nobby will either be cleared or found guilty, once my friend 'Neeraj', at Amazon, has done her investigating.

Anyone want to plead guilty now ? (It'll be a lighter sentence.) :P

Or shall we run a book ?
For fun only, they'd be........

Nobby - Evens.
Orcs - 5/1
Mad Lemmey - 10/1
Leon - 20/1
Fenton - 50/1
Westmarcher - 50/1

100/1 - Bar.

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 September 2017, 07:10:12 AM #35
Not me.
I'm skint!
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fsn

12 September 2017, 08:02:29 AM #36
Evens? Is that good?

If not, I'll be in the 100-1 Bar, cadging a drink off d_Guy.
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Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
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Techno

12 September 2017, 08:36:09 AM #37
I've heard back from an Amazon autobot.

I'm either going to end up with the orders being duplicated.....or the person that originally sent them will be getting a big box of plasters and a crepe bandage sent to 'the correct address'.

I can keep the originals though...For the inconvenience caused.

We'll see. X_X X_X X_X

Cheers - Phil.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 September 2017, 09:29:43 AM #38
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Orcs

12 September 2017, 10:21:00 AM #39
Quote from: Techno on 12 September 2017, 08:36:09 AM
I've heard back from an Amazon autobot.

I'm either going to end up with the orders being duplicated.....or the person that originally sent them will be getting a big box of plasters and a crepe bandage sent to 'the correct address'.

I can keep the originals though...For the inconvenience caused.

We'll see. X_X X_X X_X

Cheers - Phil.


But that still won't solve the mystery though
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Orcs

12 September 2017, 10:22:29 AM #40
Quote from: Techno on 12 September 2017, 07:08:43 AM
Nobby will either be cleared or found guilty, once my friend 'Neeraj', at Amazon, has done her investigating.

Anyone want to plead guilty now ? (It'll be a lighter sentence.) :P

Or shall we run a book ?
For fun only, they'd be........

Nobby - Evens.
Orcs - 5/1
Mad Lemmey - 10/1
Leon - 20/1
Fenton - 50/1
Westmarcher - 50/1

100/1 - Bar.

Cheers - Phil


Nobby  EVENS !!!!!!!!!!!    I'd have tought he was 6/4 favourite

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

12 September 2017, 12:45:29 PM #41
Quote from: Orcs on 12 September 2017, 10:21:00 AM
But that still won't solve the mystery though

No, Mark.....But if I end up with another load of first aid stuff....This time I'll phone the oiks up....I'll have more info.

Be ironic if it IS a genuine mistake by Amazon and not Nobby one of you lot extracting the urine.....Rule #39.....There's no such thing as a coincidence.  :P

Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

12 September 2017, 12:59:57 PM #42
You can keep em if Amazon don't arrange for collection in 6 weeks

IanS
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Leman

12 September 2017, 01:30:50 PM #43
Sounds like a good excuse to go out and get plastered.
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Techno

12 September 2017, 02:08:35 PM #44
Andy........Get your coat !!

Cheers - Phil
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