Top 5 tanks

Started by fsn, 03 June 2017, 08:51:07 AM

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d_Guy

Finally - if I may be permitted - I should like to present a new top five list based on Pendraken models actually now in my possession:

1. The Russian T35 - Not only because two of the crewmen were stationed outside but because it is highly reminiscent of one of my favorite dreadnaughts, the SMS Helgoland.
2. The British Mk V - male - it is much like the noseguard in American Football (weak in lateral movement but can stuff the middle run)
3. The British Mk IV - female - like a defensive back in in American Football (likely to get burned on the fly routes, however)
4. The British Mk V - hemaphodite - it is either like an inside or outside linebacker (more likely inside since I think it is probably weak in pass coverage)
5. The Pendraken SFH7 - vaguely like the Colonal Marine APC in "Aliens" (the best movie in the franchise)

Must run, Mrs. d_duy says it is "way past time" for Thorazinetm
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DanJ

QuoteBig weapon sticking out = male.

However, as I'm at pains to point out to my wife, size isn't everything; the British Mk male I was armed with 6ld naval guns, these were found to be too long and kept snagging on the ground or other obstacles.  The gun was redesigned with a reduced length and lower velocity which was fitted to the Mk IV and subsequent male versions. 

fsn

Quote from: Wulf on 09 June 2017, 09:26:06 AM
Which, for WWI era ideas on morality, is actually rather unusual... I guess the military figures polite gentlefolks would never hear about it...
They were probably all schooled in Classical Greek mythology and took it from there.


Quote from: d_Guy on 09 June 2017, 02:42:40 PM
2. The British Mk V - male - it is much like the noseguard in American Football (weak in lateral movement but can stuff the middle run)
3. The British Mk IV - female - like a defensive back in in American Football (likely to get burned on the fly routes, however)
4. The British Mk V - hemaphodite - it is either like an inside or outside linebacker (more likely inside since I think it is probably weak in pass coverage)
I don't know what anything beyond the 2nd hyphen means. I'm guessing it's sporty.

Quote from: d_Guy on 08 June 2017, 10:43:52 PM
Have now been forced to do some reading - interesting - "Mother" became the male, "Little Willie" the female.
Awfully sorry, but I think Little Willie was a test bed, looks more like a box on tracks. The only difference between males/females/herms was the armament.  :P

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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d_Guy

Yes "sporty"  but unbearably witty when familiar with defensive scouting reports issued for the following week's opponent  :D

My bad - in my initial sorting of my new models I confused the Mark IV chassis for the Mark V female so I put too much weight on "Little".
I know slightly less about mechanized armor than you do about American football, you simply have the good sense not to reveal it! :)

To your point on classicist influence, likely they had rather bawdy performances of Lysistrata and The Judgement of Paris through out the music halls of England.
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fsn

Someone tried to get me to watch the Superbowl in about 1980. I lost interest ... when they started all that stuff with the ball. To be fair, I have the same feeling watching any  sport.

The officer class would have come largely from the public schools. There, they would have been taught classics. I used to have (until I let someone borrow it and it never returned) a copy of Sir Edward Creasey's 15 Decisive Battles of the World from about 1898. Quotes by Greeks were given in Greek (with no translation). Quotes in Latin were left in the original. Quotes in French were ... guess.

So why have you suddenly decided to get into land monsters? I suggest the Char 2C (Pendraken FRE11) as massive and useless. 
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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d_Guy

Quote from: fsn on 09 June 2017, 10:40:03 PM
Someone tried to get me to watch the Superbowl in about 1980. I lost interest ... when they started all that stuff with the ball. To be fair, I have the same feeling watching any  sport.
My wife is of similar opinion - she does like the Super Bowl commercials - a compendium of which she watches on You Tube the next day.

Quote from: fsn on 09 June 2017, 10:40:03 PM
The officer class would have come largely from the public schools. There, they would have been taught classics. I used to have (until I let someone borrow it and it never returned) a copy of Sir Edward Creasey's 15 Decisive Battles of the World from about 1898. Quotes by Greeks were given in Greek (with no translation). Quotes in Latin were left in the original. Quotes in French were ... guess.
If I had every book I have ever lent and lost I'd be a branch of the New York Public Library. I remain thankful for Google Translate and Babblefish.  The sum  total of my knowledge of Public School comes from "Tom Brown's School Days" with an assist from the "Flashman" series.

Quote from: fsn on 09 June 2017, 10:40:03 PM
So why have you suddenly decided to get into land monsters? I suggest the Char 2C (Pendraken FRE11) as massive and useless. 
On a War of the Worlds kick - more correctly the universe described in "All Quiet on the Martian Front"  and the supporting novels by Scott Washburn. Want  to do it in 10mm (for I have become a true believer). Hope to make steam tanks out of this stuff. The Char 2C is excellent and may find its way into the story I'm doing. Thanks!
"massive and useless"  :) describes a cat  that decided to move in  with us and then stayed for many years (without so much as a single rent check),

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fsn

Ooooh! Post pictures of your work, please!

Sounds fun!




Though I do not need a new project.
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d_Guy

No danger I WON'T post pictures.  :D

But having now discovered Tangier I'm hot to trot!
We is a fickle bunch we is!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

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fsn

Quote from: d_Guy on 10 June 2017, 01:29:23 PM
But having now discovered Tangier I'm hot to trot!
We is a fickle bunch we is!

Ah! Another butterfly.  :D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Westmarcher

Trying to get this thread back on the tracks .... but can't make my mind up to say what my favourites are!

So, focusing on "Modern' vehicles only (a WW2 version may follow) .. 

1. Whilst I like the Chali, I think my fav tank is the Leopard 2 A7 - reasons? Good performing and well protected tank, looks good, homogenous 120mm smooth bore gun, ammo & spare parts NATO wise, cleverly thought out fast engine change.
2. Rheinmetall Boxer MRAV. Whilst not having the same cross-country performance as tracked AFVs, 8x8s are generally cheaper to acquire, run and maintain - which given the ever spiralling costs of modern arms allows over stretched defence budgets to get more for their money. Boxer looks mean, is probably the best protected 8x8 AFV and has an element of modularity that gives greater flexibility for accommodating new roles and weapon systems in future.
3. BAE Systems Archer 155mm artillery system. A wheeled, armoured self-propelled 155mm gun with automatic loader and good cross-country performance currently in service with the Swedish Army. Great for shooting and skooting.
4. Patria Hagglund 8x8 AFV fitted with NEMO. Another capable and cool looking 8x8 AFV (Both this and Boxer are currently in competition to see which will equip the Australian Army). NEMO is a one-barrel automated 120mm mortar system (there is a a twin barrel system called AMOS but for me, NEMO looks the most 'cool' of the two). Again, great for shooting and shooting.
5. Foxhound light protected patrol vehicle. An agile and versatile vehicle with good protection against improvised explosive devices thanks to its v-shaped hull.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

FierceKitty

Quote from: d_Guy on 03 June 2017, 05:38:48 PM
Van!?



I go away for a few months, and this is what happens. Oh dear, oh dear....
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Leman

When I was a student I had a purple tank top - it was the 70s.
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d_Guy

Quote from: Leman on 24 June 2017, 10:45:39 AM
When I was a student I had a purple tank top - it was the 70s.
Doesn't count unless it was covered with yellow flower prints and worn with yellow and green stripped bell bottom trousers
(like what I had in the 60's)


Welcome back Kitty, named a Baroque status marker after you.
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FierceKitty

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Jim Ando

1)pz IV
2)centurion
3)leopard l
4)T34
5)sherman

Gone for tanks that were noted for their adaptability.

Jim

Leman

Quote from: d_Guy on 24 June 2017, 12:18:18 PM
Doesn't count unless it was covered with yellow flower prints and worn with yellow and green stripped bell bottom trousers
(like what I had in the 60's)


Welcome back Kitty, named a Baroque status marker after you.
But that was the 60s - my god you must be ancient! Then again, in US parlance that usually equates to the C19th.
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d_Guy

Quote from: Leman on 24 June 2017, 03:39:07 PM
But that was the 60s - my god you must be ancient! Then again, in US parlance that usually equates to the C19th.
;D With the ever decreasing attention span the Vietnam War is Ancient history (and the Gulf War Early Modern). The ACW is equivalent now, I think, to something out of Homer. So yes ancient is correct on all counts - just turned Seventy.  <:-P
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Leman

Congratulations  =D> =D> =D> I hit the big 65 much later this year - start of National Pension.
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Techno

Same from me, Bill....Got another few months (more than a few really) before I get to state Pension age.

Cheers - Phil