Aternative use for tubes

Started by Orcs, 04 February 2017, 02:11:33 PM

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Orcs

04 February 2017, 02:11:33 PM
Now - These tubes that  Phil has loads of...........


Knowing the NHS Phil will end up with loads of unused ones when his treatment has finished.   We are all wargamers and can find an alternative use for almost anything.

So the challenge it to find a use for them for when his treatment is finished.  :D

Answers please gents


P.S.  Nobby put me up to this Phil
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FierceKitty

04 February 2017, 02:20:02 PM #1
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Techno

04 February 2017, 02:27:56 PM #2
Quote from: Orcs on 04 February 2017, 02:11:33 PM
P.S.  Nobby put me up to this Phil

Now.....Why doesn't that surprise me.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I can always wash the used ones, and send them to Nobby, I suppose.  :P
Got to order dozens more on Monday.

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

04 February 2017, 02:34:19 PM #3
Dozens! How long is it (the treatment)?
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Techno

04 February 2017, 02:41:38 PM #4
Quote from: mad lemmey on 04 February 2017, 02:34:19 PM
Dozens! How long is it (the treatment)?

Not a clue, at the mo', Will...(I'm guessing weeks or months at the very least.).....But I'm supposed to use around 6 a day, to keep the bladder as empty as poss.....So it hopefully starts 'shrinking' back to a relatively normal size.

Cheers - Phil.

fsn

04 February 2017, 03:12:32 PM #5
Chop 'em up for 3.5" bazooka and M20 RCL.

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d_Guy

04 February 2017, 04:42:12 PM #6
Quote from: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:27:56 PM
Got to order dozens more on Monday.



What she said.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

d_Guy

04 February 2017, 04:47:22 PM #7
As to application of tubes:
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

O Dinas Powys

04 February 2017, 08:39:31 PM #8
Quote from: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:41:38 PM
Not a clue, at the mo', Will...(I'm guessing weeks or months at the very least.).....But I'm supposed to use around 6 a day, to keep the bladder as empty as poss.....So it hopefully starts 'shrinking' back to a relatively normal size.

Cheers - Phil.

Couldn't you just pop a plug of green-stuff in the end and snip off the tip of the straw when you're next due a quiet moment?

Replace the straw when things get a little too close for comfort  ;)
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Duke Speedy of Leighton

04 February 2017, 09:00:47 PM #9
Green stuff reaction down there! Ouchy!!!
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Orcs

10 February 2017, 10:11:18 PM #10
Quote from: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:27:56 PM
I can always wash the used ones, and send them to Nobby,.  :P


Why are you washing them out !!!!!!! :D
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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