Super Glue - any difference in cheap or branded?

Started by Orcs, 28 January 2017, 11:21:28 AM

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jambo1

29 January 2017, 10:08:38 AM #20
I have to use the stuff that does not produce any fumes so cheapo stuff is out for me. :(

cameronian

30 January 2017, 07:57:24 AM #21
There was an old harlot from Kew
Who filled up her inside with glue.
As she said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of me too."


There was an old couple from Delhi
Spent a lifetime belly to belly
because one night they used Araldite
instead of petroleum jelly
Don't buy your daughters a pony, buy them heroin instead, its cheaper and ultimately less addictive.

fsn

30 January 2017, 08:18:06 AM #22
A Welshman who looks underfed
has a face that will turn rather red
when he reads those ditties
that mentions your bitties,
I think thats enough to be said.
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FierceKitty

30 January 2017, 08:18:50 AM #23
What have I started?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

30 January 2017, 08:42:07 AM #24
Things where the delete button will start getting used, if it gets any worse.  :P

Cheers - Phil.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

30 January 2017, 10:52:34 AM #25
I do think some of these are very close to delete.

Why is the only one I can remember 'There once was a young lady from Ealing....'
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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d_Guy

30 January 2017, 03:00:00 PM #26
To attempt to re-rail the thread (and thinking of Pendraken tanks and animals), I offer:

There once was a fellow named Lew
Who incessantly used superglue
To his forehead was stuck
Three goats and a duck
And to his thumb a T thirty-two


Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Ithoriel

30 January 2017, 03:26:00 PM #27
When buying a new superglue
There are several things that I do
Check value and price
and, done in a trice,
Block nozzle with needle or screw
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FierceKitty

30 January 2017, 11:18:36 PM #28
A gamer who wanted some Aztecs
Had rather a serious problem:
When he tried for a rhyme
In a limerick's verse,
Even the scansion went wrong in the last line.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

John Cook

06 February 2017, 12:27:44 AM #29
Loctite 454.  Prices vary enormously.  20gr tubes on ebay are good value.  Always used to the last drop. 

kodiakblair

12 February 2017, 05:45:47 PM #30
If you want things to really stick use "Mitre Mate", combination of a thin Gel and an activating spray.

Not cheap though.
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