http://newsthump.com/2016/10/26/man-signals-his-sexual-availability-with-games-workshop-carrier-bag/

A man is signalling his immediate availability to women by flaunting his Warhammer carrier bag today.

Simon Williams, 34, is brazenly carrying the bag through his town centre in an ostentatious display of naked sexual availability.  The bag is understood to contain several large plastic robots which reinforce the visual cues of his readiness to mate.  The bag is emblazoned with the words "Space Orks Waaaaagh", which any woman will recognise as the cry of a lone wolf seeking his latest conquest.

"The problem is that women don't pick up on subtle signals, so I've had to break out the big guns," he told us.  "I tried wearing a selection of badges on my lapel showing my liking of various campaigning, progressive bands but women just seem to be really unobservant like that.  The one time a lady drew me into a conversation about Billy Bragg it turned out she was just a chugger after £2 a week and uninterested in my mating display."

"But I don't think they'll be able to resist this, especially my new set of...Age of Sigmar," he added whilst licking his lips seductively.

As yet, no females have responded to the visual cues, so Simon is considering popping home to put on his favourite Red Dwarf t-shirt in order to make his well-developed sense of humour unmissable.

 

Pretty sure that's the GW store in Belfast

In Wargames I was offered a plastic bag for my goodies. Why thank you, I responded. Imagine my shame and despondency when it appeared, garishly coloured and emblazoned with the word Warhammer. It went straight into my backpack.

The local bricks and mortar model shop here in Wellington always put your purchases, be it paint, scenics or a plastic kit, in a plain thick brown opaque paper bag     

Quote from: pierre the shy on 26 October 2016, 08:31:06 PM
The local bricks and mortar model shop here in Wellington always put your purchases, be it paint, scenics or a plastic kit, in a plain thick brown opaque paper bag     

And lets you leave by the back door while nobody's watching?