Bah, she doesn't even have a self righting mechanism, what's going to happen when she gets flipped on her back, eh?!

Don't ask! 

I enjoyed Robot Wars.

Especially as 'Razor' got knocked out in the first fight.

Cheers - Phil

Quote from: toxicpixie on 28 July 2016, 08:45:26 AM
Bah, she doesn't even have a self righting mechanism, what's going to happen when she gets flipped on her back, eh?!

I Wish !!!!!!!!

Quote from: Techno on 28 July 2016, 09:16:03 AM
I enjoyed Robot Wars.

Especially as 'Razor' got knocked out in the first fight.

I was shocked by that!   

In a wild break from my traditional postings here, I'm hereby announcing that I've discovered my ultimate Top Totty. And she's real, and awesome, and (bizarrely) thinks that I'm *her* Top (man) Totty.

#justsaying

Life is *great*

Take it you've become rather lovestruck Nik. Nice one!

Fingers crossed old chap!

 

Cheers - Phil

Good news Mr Harwood.

Hope that won't discourage you from posting on this thread!

In honour of Nick's new romance:

Sally, a blonde who conforms to stereotype, is chatting to Paula about the cute Scottish boy who's joined the staff:

   "I'd like to chat him up, Paula, but the thing about...um..."
   "Jock?"
   "Yes, Jock, thanks. Well, every time I see Angus..."
   "Jock!"
   "Sorry, Jock. I can never remember his name. So the conversation never begins!"
   "Easy, girl. You fancy him, right?"
   "Oh, do I ever!"
  "So just remember what you want. What rhymes with Jock?"

After a few goes Sally gets it, and is delighted that now she'll be able to work out his name in time. Next day, at the coffee machine, she strolls up to him and cheerily speaks:

   "Doing anything this evening, Nick?"

Just remember Nick, its impossible to fight. All major decisions in a man's life are made by his willy 

Quote from: Rob on 02 August 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Just remember Nick, its impossible to fight. All major decisions in a man's life are made by his willy 

You decide on a new wargames army with your willy?  How does that work?

Well, there is a certain physical reaction to certain ranges ...

... or is it just me?

... Chaps?