Next time you go to the car showroom, ask the salesman to curl up in the boot (trunk).


Not original. From Facebook.

Quote from: Westmarcher on 24 July 2016, 09:17:11 PM
Next time you go to the car showroom, ask the salesman to curl up in the boot (trunk).
Not original. From Facebook.

I rather like that one, Westie......Took me a moment to get it, though.....(t is early)

Cheers - Phil

I don't get it.

You are not alone.

Is there something to be gotten?

Think of potentially very nasty criminal activity.

(I listen to too many detective/thriller stories.)

Cheers - Phil

So there isn't some strange pun or cultural reference there?

I've just taken it as a rather evil 'jape' to play on the car salesman.

Cheers - Phil

What does "bored" mean?

Quote from: fsn on 25 July 2016, 11:55:00 AM
What does "bored" mean?

That's when you drill a hole & miss again.

A "bored" is what one goes before in the hopes of being released from prison.

I thought it were a piece o wood 2' wide, 6' long and 2" thick.

IanS

I've always understood it was a senior officer in an establishment that provided entertainment for lonely gentlemen who hadn't heard of internet dating.

I still don't get it!

Shouldn't you preface this with something like,"Hmm, you're about the same size ..."

Though of course such a "jape" may possibly be followed sometime later by,"Honestly officer, the duct tape, cable ties and box cutters are for a terrain item I'm building ... the patio, yes it's new ... flagged it over myself ... my wife? .... no honestly she's on holiday with her sister and a friend .... no, really ... ow! Those handcuffs pinch!"