Homer's first attempt:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I sing the wrath of Achilles,
How about you?

A request on behalf of those going on about Prussians and WWII (I've been one of the former myself recently, I know): How about three German officers crossing the Rhine, parlez vous?, which at the least could make an amusing little vignette?

Quote from: FierceKitty on 20 July 2016, 09:33:23 AM
Homer's first attempt:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I sing the wrath of Achilles,
How about you?

Rage it was
And rage it is
And rage it 'ere shall be

Peleus' son
Was quite undone
By an arrow to the knee

(or was it the ankle? I can't remember

I used to be an adventurer like you ...

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Playing a game of cricket.
The ball ran up his trouser leg,
And hit his middle wicket.

(Judge Dread.)

Cheers - Phil