Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 July 2016, 10:06:41 AM
Do you really want Techno to spend tonight in A&E waiting for them to remove the said gift including the "motorised" head from his nether regions

On reflection, the Dyson does suck ......

..... but at least he'll get to see old friends.

PAH !! They're no friends of mine. 

Dysons ?

The first one we bought, made me finally realise I really was getting old.....Because I was actually impressed with a vacuum cleaner.
Not a new pair of speakers, a new amp or a graphic equalizer.
A sodding vacuum cleaner.
Sad, or what ?

Cheers - The Ancient One.

Well done, the both of you (and obvious condolences to the missus).

Congrats! 

Congratulations & condolences as appropriate 

 

Cheers - Phil

Congrats to you and Mrs T, Phil.

Wow! Good skills, both of you

Quote from: Techno on 03 July 2016, 01:15:20 PM
The Ancient One.

Aint that some sort of EVIL character ?

IanS

Well it's Techno, so he has a really, really globally evil idea, then gets distracted by a) horses, b) the MIL or c) little men.

"... so, that way I can bring down the global value of gold bringing about the destruction of the capitalist system and ... oooh! Better finish off the goblin's with mouths full for the Dark Lord first."

"... so nobody will ever drink alcohol again. Must dust off my evil laugh. Mwah-ha-ha. Used to be better than that ... oooh! Must go and look at a horse's foot. Can't remember why ... better check them all, just in case."

"... and so Donald Trump becomes President! That's a good one. What's that Mrs T? The MIL has escaped again? Well use the lasso! She's had her Weetabix and now she's too fast! OK, I'll come right away."

Quote from: fsn on 04 July 2016, 07:17:25 AM
. What's that Mrs T? The MIL has escaped again? Well use the lasso! She's had her Weetabix and now she's too fast!

Sadly.......A tortoise can move faster than the MIL......

She can barely move a yard per second......If that. 

Cheers - Phil

What worries me is that is the only thing you picked up on. 

The rest apparently is plausible. 

Well.....

I didn't want to be too picky. 

Mwah - Ha - Ha.  

Cheers - Phil

I was listening to John Finnemore's radio program the other day, and he described in graphic detail the horrors of a tortoise stampede.


BTW, that evil laugh is coming on a treat.

Huzzah!