Rude Joke - Clean Punchline

Started by Last Hussar, 24 May 2016, 11:28:15 PM

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Westmarcher

25 May 2016, 07:03:33 PM #15
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
:-\
How do we know the jokes are rude?   
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Ithoriel

25 May 2016, 07:06:24 PM #16
If you don't know the jokes to those punchlines what on earth have you been wasting your time doing? ;)
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Leman

25 May 2016, 07:14:26 PM #17
I said it's particularly nasty weather.
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Leman

25 May 2016, 07:16:45 PM #18
So I showed Fenton's friends the best bits.
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Westmarcher

25 May 2016, 07:25:12 PM #19 Last Edit: 25 May 2016, 07:34:17 PM by Westmarcher
OK

How do we know if the posters know the jokes are rude?  :-\

Signed - a party pooper.  :P
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d_Guy

25 May 2016, 07:41:06 PM #20
I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Westmarcher

25 May 2016, 07:55:29 PM #21 Last Edit: 25 May 2016, 08:22:24 PM by Westmarcher
Quote from: d_Guy on 25 May 2016, 07:41:06 PM
I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!

:P

OK ... [he relents] ... just to keep the nonsense going ....

"Then death it is! ..... by bongo bongo!"

"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

"If she doesn't like the jumper, she can go ..."  (no ... no ... wait ... that's the rude ending one ....)   :-[
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Leman

26 May 2016, 07:07:58 AM #22
Yes it is, but put it away there's a party of nuns approaching.
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FierceKitty

26 May 2016, 07:33:30 AM #23
It was an electrified fence!
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Ithoriel

26 May 2016, 09:27:37 AM #24
Mother Superior: No but it will wipe the smile off your face!
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Orcs

26 May 2016, 10:46:31 AM #25
Would you like to borrow my straw ?
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Leman

26 May 2016, 12:51:49 PM #26
At which point the bosun danced a little jig and shouted, "Blow hard avast me hearty!"
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d_Guy

26 May 2016, 01:28:28 PM #27
Two and six, Father.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Fenton

26 May 2016, 04:16:41 PM #28
Quote from: Westmarcher on 25 May 2016, 07:55:29 PM
:P




"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."


I know that joke
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26 May 2016, 04:23:00 PM #29
I'm making up my own jokes from posts on this forum:

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