I knew Pendraken was popular , but have you seen who the latest forum member is ? .......  Its Jesus.

I wondered when someone was going to notice that ! 

Cheers - Phil

Traditional Spanish name...

Quote from: mad lemmey on 20 May 2016, 09:49:20 AM
Traditional Spanish name...

I did realise that, but could not resist the comment

Hmm  

Not wanting to play one-upmanship but I'm

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[only kidding. I'll revert to me later today  ]

I think you definitely have ideas above your station Roy. Besides that role has already been taken by Leon 

Quote from: Mighty Zeus. King of the gods of Mount Olympus. on 20 May 2016, 10:57:44 AMNot wanting to play one-upmanship but I'm

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Are you currently a pillar oif fire or a white bull?

Well, I'm a cat. Ask any Egyptian about my place in the pantheon.

Pantherion? Hmmm....

Of course there is also...


Warning: NOT SAFE FOR WORK - language, contains ethnic stereotypes, implied sexual situations.

Oh dear, humour bypass time again. I read today that 'the very worthy and terrified we may actually offend someone' student Union of UEA have banned Sombreros as they may give rise to racial stereotypes. Well, amigos, we don't need no steenking Sombreros - ay caramba, hasta la vista baby. And when did Mexican become a race, as opposed to a nationality. Atishoo - Jesus!

Quote from: Wulf on 20 May 2016, 12:32:17 PM
Are you currently a pillar oif fire or a white bull?

A swan - a swan would be normative for Zeus or an old codger like the later Sir Lawence Olivier - with lightning bolts.

Quote from: Leman on 20 May 2016, 09:36:21 PM
Oh dear, humour bypass time again. I read today that 'the very worthy and terrified we may actually offend someone' student Union of UEA have banned Sombreros as they may give rise to racial stereotypes. Well, amigos, we don't need no steenking Sombreros - ay caramba, hasta la vista baby. And when did Mexican become a race, as opposed to a nationality. Atishoo - Jesus!

Perhaps they are practicing to become career politicians

Cheers
ian

Quote from: Leman on 20 May 2016, 09:36:21 PM
Oh dear, humour bypass time again.

Leman,
In the world I currently move in we are - barring the latest edict - required to issue a trigger warning every third sentence or so.
Being a WASP over the age of 65 it is much like this:

WARNING: Language, Implied Bathroom Situations, Violence, Implied Violence, Gender Stereotypes

Quote from: d_Guy on 20 May 2016, 10:14:44 PM
Leman,
In the world I currently move in we are - barring the latest edict - required to issue a trigger warning every third sentence or so.
Being a WASP over the age of 65 it is much like this:

Jovus! Well Drokk, what the smeg is wrong with these spuggers?

Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 May 2016, 11:13:02 PM
Jovus! Well Drokk, what the smeg is wrong with these spuggers?

Well played sir! 

WARNING: Failed  Denouement, Large Gestures, Raised Voices, High Testosterone Levels

Quote from: d_Guy on 20 May 2016, 09:55:57 PM
A swan - a swan would be normative for Zeus or an old codger like the later Sir Lawence Olivier - with lightning bolts.

What about the golden shower of Danae? Is that just in the later, incontinent stages?

I think its time to stop this thread   

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 21 May 2016, 08:37:21 AM
I think its time to stop this thread   

Wimp

  Well,  Zeus was nothing if not a showman.

Snowman - surely he would have melted in the Greek climate ?

IanS