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Leman

07 May 2016, 09:16:06 AM #2895
How long before FK comes along with a politically correct scolding?
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Fenton

07 May 2016, 09:20:56 AM #2896
Isn't botox dangerous?

And is thread vein removal really a thing?

If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

07 May 2016, 09:24:22 AM #2897
Quote from: Fenton on 07 May 2016, 09:20:56 AM


And is thread vein removal really a thing?



No, but don't tell Matt J.  :-$
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Fenton

07 May 2016, 09:25:33 AM #2898
Quote from: fsn on 07 May 2016, 09:24:22 AM
No, but don't tell Matt J.  :-$

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If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

FierceKitty

07 May 2016, 10:06:50 AM #2899
Quote from: Leman on 07 May 2016, 09:16:06 AM
How long before FK comes along with a politically correct scolding?

No longer necessary. The little red light is already on in people's minds. My work is done.

Farewell. We may visit your planet again....
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Matt J

07 May 2016, 12:10:12 PM #2900
QuoteIsn't botox dangerous?

only to your bank balance

QuoteAnd is thread vein removal really a thing?

apparently so, the veins are treated to intense light until they rupture.

Hang on a minute though. I threw this out there because I was told loads of woman over a certain age have this sort of thing done and more. Have I been misled  :-\ or do you lot need to check your credit card statements better....

nice selection of fur Roy
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Techno

07 May 2016, 12:22:18 PM #2901
Botox uses the bacteria that causes botulism, doesn't it ?  :o

Cheers - Phil

Leman

07 May 2016, 04:49:46 PM #2902
I discovered today that Pollex means thumb, so I raise my pollex to that.
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Orcs

08 May 2016, 10:41:22 AM #2903
Quote from: FierceKitty on 07 May 2016, 10:06:50 AM
No longer necessary. The little red light is already on in people's minds. My work is done.

Farewell. We may visit your planet again....

Does not  work with me, I removed the bulb  :d
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Roy

12 May 2016, 09:08:54 AM #2904




Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

skywalker

12 May 2016, 11:32:36 AM #2905
Roy, you are the true source of delightful pictures  :-bd :-bd =D> =D> =D> =D>

Tawa

18 May 2016, 02:36:55 PM #2906
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

18 May 2016, 09:27:52 PM #2907
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 May 2016, 10:41:22 AM
Does not  work with me, I removed the bulb  :d

Usually with Orcs its the other way round - Lights on, nobody home...
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Ithoriel

18 May 2016, 10:06:15 PM #2908
Something a little more steam-punkish

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Last Hussar

24 May 2016, 10:34:06 PM #2909
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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