Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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Last Hussar

16 March 2016, 06:50:07 PM #615
She walked into the office asking 'What's FK', and which two do I consider her.

I pointed out she wasn't single, and she claimed to be sane.  I refused to comment on the 3rd either way, as there isn't a right answer.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

22 March 2016, 05:51:47 PM #616
I say, chaps! at 5022 posts, have I been promoted? I'm a Lt Gen now.

Bring on the extra discount! Bring on the jumping the queue! Bring on the brandy and Babychams!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 March 2016, 05:53:04 PM #617
None of the above old fruitfly!
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Techno

22 March 2016, 06:49:51 PM #618
Quote from: fsn on 22 March 2016, 05:51:47 PM
I say, chaps! at 5022 posts, have I been promoted? I'm a Lt Gen now.

Bring on the extra discount! Bring on the jumping the queue! Bring on the brandy and Babychams!

Sorry, Nobby....I missed that......I think that would have happened at 5,000
A belated "Hearty Congratulations".

Cheers - Phil

Last Hussar

22 March 2016, 08:01:09 PM #619
How many Field Marshals do we actually need?  :-\
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Ithoriel

22 March 2016, 10:03:31 PM #620
Dunno ... how many fields do we actually have? ;)
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Techno

23 March 2016, 06:25:21 AM #621
I've got eight.....plus two areas of 'bog'.  :D
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Leman

23 March 2016, 07:55:47 AM #622
Lucky man! I've only got one bog and it's upstairs. Jealous of my sister who has three, including one in the fresh air.
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Westmarcher

23 March 2016, 10:22:34 AM #623
Congrats, Nobby!
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

FierceKitty

23 March 2016, 11:25:25 AM #624
Well done, sir.
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Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:41:12 AM #625 Last Edit: 23 March 2016, 11:47:54 AM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Ithoriel on 16 March 2016, 01:38:44 AM
Perhaps better off without FK, you know what they say:

Sexy, Single, Sane - Pick Two :)


Sexy and Sane will do me.

"If you must have a relationship with a married woman - Make sure they are married to someone else"
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FierceKitty

23 March 2016, 11:43:48 AM #626
Ummm...she?
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Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:47:21 AM #627
Congratulations Nobby

I'll have a Pint of Ale please.

At what rank do you get your own orderly?  
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

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Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:49:04 AM #628
Quote from: FierceKitty on 23 March 2016, 11:43:48 AM
Ummm...she?

I used the term "they" as you may have more than one married woman you are having a relationship with. (depending on how lucky you are)  :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

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Last Hussar

23 March 2016, 06:37:07 PM #629
So, more Bossette foot in mouth.

"Do you have a thick one?"
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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