How to draw blood from a digit.

Started by Techno, 12 February 2016, 07:30:22 AM

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O Dinas Powys

Quote from: clibinarium on 26 February 2016, 03:04:40 PM
I had a sculpting mishap today; plugged in my curing lamp and the bulb blew. As did all the fuses in the room, four people's computers lost power and everyone had to take an early lunch  :-S
I'm hiding out at home now, but have to go back in to see if its fixed.

Whoops!!  X_X
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Westmarcher

26 February 2016, 10:42:36 PM #61 Last Edit: 26 February 2016, 11:05:00 PM by Westmarcher
Quote from: Techno on 26 February 2016, 02:27:25 PM

The nurse gave me some plastic thing to squeeze on, to see if that would increase the speed of the flow....It didn't.


Would it have helped if you had inflated it first?

Gosh! That stopped everyone in their tracks. Oh, well ....
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

You'd have all been proud of me yesterday.

I rode one of Mrs T's gee-gees up and down, in the barn, last night...So Mrs T could see if he still had a problem on a back leg.
AND I DIDN'T FALL OFF !!....(Even though I had a great deal of trouble getting one of my wellies out of a stirrup.)

Cheers - 'The Duke'  ;)

fsn

Nice to know Celtic horse-mastery is still alive and ... erm ... not kicking?

Fascinated by the horses going up and down. What height can they obtain?  :P
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petercooman

Quote from: fsn on 04 March 2016, 07:56:58 AM
Nice to know Celtic horse-mastery is still alive and ... erm ... not kicking?

Fascinated by the horses going up and down. What height can they obtain?  :P

Sadly we shall never know, since it was in a barn, it could only go as high as the ceiling.  =P~

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 04 March 2016, 07:56:58 AM
What height can they obtain?  :P

20 hands !  :P

Quote from: petercooman on 04 March 2016, 08:02:35 AM
Sadly we shall never know, since it was in a barn, it could only go as high as the ceiling.  =P~

'Bout 18 feet, then. :P

Cheers - Phil

petercooman

Quote from: Techno on 04 March 2016, 08:26:34 AM
20 hands !  :P

'Bout 18 feet, then. :P

Cheers - Phil


So the question is, does the horse care if you are on its back? Or does it jump the full 18 feet?  :-\

Techno

I'm so light, I don't think the horse even notices when I sit on his back.

Cheers - Phil

petercooman

So does it jump only once, or do you bump your head repeatedly?

DanJ

Quotehe was involved in a motor bike accident. He was 'bombing' along (probably about 30 mph) when he reached an unmarked crossroads. Being him, he did not slow down. A car appeared from the side just as he was about to cross the crossroads. He hit the wing of the car, flew over the bonnet and landed on the road on the other side of the car, leaving the bike behind ...... and his shoes. Apart from a few bruises, he was O.K.

Similar thing happened to a police motor cyclist I knew a few years ago, he was driving down the road when someone pulled out in front of him.  Brian hit the side of the car, went over the top and landed in the road. 

When the driver rushed up Brian opened his visor, looked up and said, "Call and ambulance.... and you're f*****g knicked!"

Subedai

About ten years ago when I gave blood I finished in 5 minutes and was told that I was a quick bleeder, at the time I wasn't sure whether or not I'd been insulted but the next statement made me stop and think. It was suggested that I get my blood pressure checked...I've been on tablets ever since! Still can give blood though which is really weird because I can't even watch needles on the TV let alone sticking in me, I always have to look away.

Saw a video Fbook the other day with a motorcyclist going straight in the back of a moving car. He flipped over the handlebars, did a quick somersault and ended up sitting on the roof of the car which was still moving!
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http://thewordsofsubedai.blogspot.co.uk/

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Techno

I've found a new way to draw blood from a digit, today.  =)

Carefully remove a (rat) snap trap from one of the chicken runs.
Investigate why it hasn't gone off properly.
Swear loudly when it does go off, and bites the base of your thumbnail.
Drill carefully through the nail with a 0.5mm bit, three times, now.

Mop up released blood.

Cheers - Phil.








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fsn

I've said it before and I'll say it again ...




Hope you're OK.  :(
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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!