Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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Tawa

03 March 2016, 04:38:22 PM #600
Quote from: Last Hussar on 02 March 2016, 01:19:00 AM
Lady Hussar is reading an article on world wide euphemisms for women's periods.

Surely Denmark wins with "there are communists in the fun house."

BAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!  ;D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

03 March 2016, 04:41:52 PM #601
The amazing Mrs Lemmey has had her OFSTED inspection extended. No game for me tonight!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Orcs

03 March 2016, 08:46:17 PM #602
Quote from: mad lemmey on 03 March 2016, 04:41:52 PM
No game for me tonight!


Is that a euphamism ??
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Last Hussar

05 March 2016, 02:08:22 PM #603
There are Communists in the School?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

05 March 2016, 02:15:16 PM #604
Thankfully it's all over and she got out unscathed!
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Leman

05 March 2016, 07:21:11 PM #605
Physically, but probably mentally scarred for life.
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Last Hussar

14 March 2016, 08:09:43 PM #606
So my young, blond, female manager said to me today

"Apart from buggery, what did you want me for?"
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 March 2016, 08:19:43 PM #607
Hard to know what to reply to that, without incurring a verbal warning for sexism...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Orcs

14 March 2016, 10:30:08 PM #608
Quote from: mad lemmey on 14 March 2016, 08:19:43 PM
Hard to know what to reply to that, without incurring a verbal warning for sexism...

Surely she was offering.  :d  I think the correct answer was Yes please
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

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Last Hussar

15 March 2016, 06:39:48 PM #609
I sent her a link to this page.  She replied 'Out of context that looks really bad.'

I pointed out that's why I didn't include any context.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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FierceKitty

15 March 2016, 11:35:25 PM #610
Can we have her email, please?
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Last Hussar

16 March 2016, 12:09:16 AM #611
For what purpose?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

16 March 2016, 01:38:44 AM #612
Perhaps better off without FK, you know what they say:

Sexy, Single, Sane - Pick Two :)

No offence intended to the lady in question you understand ... there are exceptions to every rule!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Tawa

16 March 2016, 04:49:19 PM #613
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Ithoriel

16 March 2016, 05:08:28 PM #614
"I aim to misbehave" - Mal Reynolds
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