Ode for St. Valentine's Day

Started by Westmarcher, 13 February 2016, 04:51:49 PM

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Westmarcher

13 February 2016, 04:51:49 PM
[Ahem! OK, I'll start it off.]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

:)

[awkward silence as long pole with large hook appears from Stage Left]

....... Next!
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Leman

13 February 2016, 05:07:27 PM #1
Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I'm a dog!
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Tawa

13 February 2016, 05:13:15 PM #2
Roses are Red,
Bacon is Red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

fsn

13 February 2016, 05:19:33 PM #3
British are Red
French they are Blue
Guess who got kicked
At old Waterloo?


Panthers are red
Tigers are blue,
I really shouldn't paint
in artificial light.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Tawa

13 February 2016, 05:25:33 PM #4
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

fsn

13 February 2016, 06:17:44 PM #5
Oh! So it's not just me then.  :D


Techno's are red
This much is true
it's the blood from the vein
that he just chopped through.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

petercooman

13 February 2016, 07:25:49 PM #6








Techno

13 February 2016, 08:38:13 PM #7
Pills can be pink.
Pills can be blue.
But where Nobby's concerned,
They can be any hue.

(Especially the ones that help him see the electric pixies, sitting on toadstools, at the bottom of his garden.)  :P

Cheers - Phil

fsn

13 February 2016, 09:06:04 PM #8
Right, if that's the way you want it!

Fenton wears bloomers,
Leman wears a vestie,
One member's commando
and that would be Westie.





And I'm very good about my pills. They're laid out in colour combination ... but in the artificial light I sometimes get a bit mixed up.  :(
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

petercooman

13 February 2016, 09:15:32 PM #9
Thank god you aren't colourblind!

fsn

13 February 2016, 09:29:20 PM #10
That's what the green ... blue ... pink? One is for.


Mad Lemmey can paint
and Orcs is a whizz
but when I use a brush
the results are disappointing.


Tanks should have armour,
speed and a gun.
Most pretty of all
is the A41
(That's the Centurion.)





Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

13 February 2016, 09:33:39 PM #11
Thought the A41 went via Hemel and Aylesbury to Whitchurch in Shropshire?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

fsn

13 February 2016, 10:39:41 PM #12
It goes wherever it wants!
:x
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

FierceKitty

14 February 2016, 12:02:56 AM #13
Quote from: Tawa on 13 February 2016, 05:25:33 PM


The Pink Panzer returns!


Roses are reddish,
Violets are not.
If I'd finished this properly
I might have been shot.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

14 February 2016, 12:22:03 AM #14
Valentine's cardss for Puritans :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data
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