No...Sorry.....Explain ! (As long as it's not rude......Otherwise PM me, if it is.))

I just don't get that one.

Cheers - Phil.

Baking Powder, as in "Beg-your-pardon?" 

Oh !
Ta.

Cheers - Phil

Sorry, I thought he said particularly nasty weather.

About ten to eight, here.
Cheers - Phil

So am I. let's have a cup of tea.

No...No need....I'm fine.

Had one just before I let the dogs out.

Cheers - Phil

Wha?

Who let the dogs out?

Phil did ?

Yep !......And I had to wander round about 6 acres of muddy fields at 7:30 this morning (in the dark) to find the wretched 'puppy'...'Cos he'd disappeared. 

(True)

I find it SO difficult to say "Good boy".....For coming back.....When I want to shout at him and tell him he's a complete and utter .......Erm.......Oik !

(I've found the dog whistle now......That'll help.)

Cheers - Phil