I've been following the development of a computer MMO called "Naval Action" for a while now. It's released via Steam in a couple of days and in response to a post on their forum about behaving politely when posting on the forum someone posted a link to this "Naval Action" insult generator

Thou surly boil-brained mumble-news!

Should we have a Pendraken equivalent?

Thou artless pox-marked horn-beast!

Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 January 2016, 07:36:39 PM
Thou artless pox-marked horn-beast!

A pox on thee, thou frothy tickle-brained hugger-mugger!

Yaa boo to the lot of you, Thou spleeny knotty-pated boar-pig!   

Ooooooow! This is fun!
Thou warped fen-sucked foot-licker!

Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 January 2016, 06:25:52 PM

Should we have a Pendraken equivalent?

Not required - fsn is more than its match 

Almost like watching a few episodes of Blackadder 2 

Quote from: pierre the shy on 20 January 2016, 04:21:05 AM
Almost like watching a few episodes of Blackadder 2 

Baldrick, thou art a spleeny fool-born clack-dish! ...And I won't even waste my time naming Lord 'jelly-brained' Percy with an amusing insult.

 

One of my (many) favourites from that series .....

"You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!"

- Henry IV, Part II (by William Shakespeare).

Not sure if that was an insult or a promise.   

Shakespearean insults are great fun, and sometimes very useful, if a superior is involved.

Shakespeare, you say!? Why, Thou goatish base-court scut!

"Thy worst, I fart at thee".    -   Ben Johnson.

Forum ... Thou wayward fool-born maggot-pie!  .... get my slippers I need some stew!

'You wiper of other people's bottoms!' (French kkniggt from Holy Grail.)