How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

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bigjackmac

07 October 2015, 01:40:33 AM #15
"But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well."

Watch your mouth, have you no dignity!!! ;)

Regarding the Tiger, times like these call for close assaults  :D

V/R,
Jack

FierceKitty

11 October 2015, 11:35:22 AM #16
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.
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Orcs

11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM #17
REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.
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petercooman

11 October 2015, 01:14:50 PM #18
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 October 2015, 11:35:22 AM
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.

I think the commonwealth needs some 25 pdr support to take on those tigers!

fsn

11 October 2015, 01:49:01 PM #19
Aye. The way to win is plenty of artillery and/or air support.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM #20
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?
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fsn

11 October 2015, 06:11:46 PM #21
It's amazing what a 500lb bomb will do!


... and don't call me Shirley.
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petercooman

11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM #22
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?

If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...

Techno

11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM #23
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
Cheers - Phil

petercooman

11 October 2015, 07:20:44 PM #24
Quote from: Techno on 11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
Cheers - Phil

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

FierceKitty

12 October 2015, 01:36:02 AM #25
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM
REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.

Most women do if you go about it properly. Just remember to use plenty of ************, and on no account ever try to ************* *********** *************.
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Tawa

12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM #26
Quote from: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM
If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...


Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D
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petercooman

13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM #27
Quote from: Tawa on 12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM

Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D

Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

13 October 2015, 06:16:47 AM #28
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

No doubt more sensible than mot of the fixated members on here.

IanS  ;) ;)
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Tawa

13 October 2015, 10:39:12 AM #29
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

3 months? Bless  :)
Although she probably still makes more sense than some of the "adults" I know  ;D
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