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Started by Orcs, 17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM

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Orcs

17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM
No its not me!

We were going kayaking today.  Mrs Orcs said I have found a good lake - its called Llangors Lake.  I was looking on the map and she says "its the one that looks like a droopy penis".   :o

Now if I had said that I would have been told not to be childish.
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Fenton

17 September 2015, 09:05:40 PM #1
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM
No its not me!

We were going kayaking today.  Mrs Orcs said I have found a good lake - its called Llangors Lake.  I was looking on the map and she says "its the one that looks like a droopy penis".   :o

Now if I had said that I would have been told not to be childish.

How did she know?
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Westmarcher

17 September 2015, 09:31:57 PM #2
 :-\

How would she describe the Kintyre Peninsula?
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Orcs

17 September 2015, 10:06:57 PM #3
Quote from: Fenton on 17 September 2015, 09:05:40 PM
How did she know?

I have to have a rest sometimes ;)
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Leon

18 September 2015, 04:08:01 AM #4
Hmmm...  :-\

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Techno

18 September 2015, 06:08:15 AM #5
Looks more like a broad bean, that's started sprouting, to me.  :-\
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

18 September 2015, 06:51:57 AM #6
It's  a wooly mammoth!
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18 September 2015, 06:55:45 AM #7
Elephants to you sir....

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Leman

18 September 2015, 06:56:41 AM #8
Blimey Orcs, you've got problems!  ;D ;D ;D
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18 September 2015, 07:04:29 AM #9
Resting dodo.
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Leon

18 September 2015, 05:05:36 PM #10
I suppose the obvious question is:  Which end of the lake looks like Orc's droopy penis...?!

I'll have to ask some of the Tring lads, one of them might know...  :o

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Techno

18 September 2015, 05:58:44 PM #11
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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sunjester

18 September 2015, 06:10:08 PM #12
He's been telling her 10cm is 6 inches for years!  ;D :d :d

Techno

18 September 2015, 08:45:10 PM #13
 X_X

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xccam

18 September 2015, 11:11:24 PM #14
Quote from: sunjester on 18 September 2015, 06:10:08 PM
He's been telling her 10cm is 6 inches for years!  ;D :d :d

Just reduce all measurements to 2/3 and it's fine in any scale.
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