This isn't fair.

I enjoy writing

I want to be a Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Jasper Fforde

I can do SF

But the book I've shown friends, the one that is full length, not short stories, the one where they have become involved with the characters, the one where I made them cry....
It turns out I'm really rather good at...




Chick-lit.




IM A 40 SOMETHING BLOKE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Do you know how hard it is to write a woman character if you are a bloke?

Well.....Tell us the title of one you've written, so we read the reviews on Amazon. 
Cheers - Phil

Have you tried regression hypnosis? Perhaps you were a female author in a previous life.

It's just something to ground you as human.

The little flaw that makes you interesting.

Do you have a fantastic pen name?

I'm getting up the courage to start submitting

Seriously, let us know what it's called, my wife will love it!

 

Quote from: Last Hussar on 18 July 2015, 07:45:48 PM
It turns out I'm really rather good at...

Chick-lit.

IM A 40 SOMETHING BLOKE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Do you know how hard it is to write a woman character if you are a bloke?

I am getting a Little concerned here LH.  Last one of my wargamer freinds who got in touch with "His Feminine side". Went further than expected and dissappeared off the wargaming circuit.

Quote from: Last Hussar on 18 July 2015, 10:18:24 PM
I'm getting up the courage to start submitting

Talk to FSN, He loves submitting to Miss Whiplash

Just make sure you have a "safety" word 

She told me it was Bulgarian for "rhododendron".

Unfortunately, I don't speak Bulgarian.

You should worry....I can't spell rodododendron in English let alone Bulgarian...

It might be this...."рододендрон".....But I don't know how to say that, either.

Cheers - Phil

Well, it's not "stopitstopitforpityssakepleasestop".


I tried that.

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 July 2015, 06:46:25 AM

I am getting a Little concerned here LH.  Last one of my wargamer freinds who got in touch with "His Feminine side". Went further than expected and dissappeared off the wargaming circuit.

**** NO!

Quote from: fsn on 19 July 2015, 08:53:01 AM
Well, it's not "stopitstopitforpityssakepleasestop".


I tried that.

Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 July 2015, 09:32:46 AM
**** NO!

Well, never mind. If it happens, we can always call you, Last Hussy.   

I prefer ethical slut.